Neal Rauhauser
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Neal Rauhauser is in an internet sissy fight with The Tea Party. Please dig up lulz on them both. |
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Neal Rauhauser is a known Fed enabler, avoid them at all costs. |
Neal Rauhauser is a troll who poses as a social media consultant. His hobbies include trolling random Tea Party bloggers with the Beandog Militia, acting as an FBI plant at Occupy Wall Street rallies, rambling about his exploits (Such as his story in which he implies that he most likely trolled Andrew Breitbart into a fatal heart attack) to people on IRC, so that they will think he's cool and won't call him on his bullshit when he invokes their name to troll sheild. Neal is also known to take the Weinergate page at face value, and is alleged to have swatted various conservative bloggers, but some argue that Neal was framed for the swattings as part of a zionist conspiracy.
—Neal Rauhauser, hacker, just not with computers. | ||
The Man, The Myth, The Maniac
This log is a fairly good representation of the typical Neal chat. He blogs, and people either make leading statemetns to feign interest or simply reply with "lol."
04:57:05 |-INFO > nachash [[email protected]] has joined #triforce 04:57:05 [Users #triforce] 04:57:05 [@chr000t] [ nachash] 04:57:05 |-INFO > Irssi: #triforce: Total of 2 nicks [1 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 1 normal] 04:57:06 |-INFO > Channel #triforce created Tue Nov 20 04:54:36 2012 04:57:06 |-INFO > Irssi: Join to #triforce was synced in 1 secs 04:57:10 | nachash > lol 04:58:32 |-INFO > mode/#triforce [-stic] by chr000t 04:59:28 |-INFO > shm00p [[email protected]] has joined #triforce 04:59:31 | shm00p > now im in 04:59:38 |-INFO > mode/#triforce [+stic] by chr000t 04:59:39 |@chr000t > dang, lotta lag 04:59:42 | shm00p > ye 04:59:43 | shm00p > lol 04:59:45 |@chr000t > I don't normally log, I want to log this 05:00:02 | shm00p > go for it. 05:00:39 |@chr000t > hrm 05:00:45 |@chr000t > I /set autolog ON 05:01:13 |@chr000t > ok, got it 05:02:04 | nachash > Could have always done /lastlog -file confession.log 05:02:11 | nachash > then grabbed it off the box later 05:02:17 | nachash > but that's best reserved for 05:02:22 |@chr000t > this sarts with Swatgate - that got going in May, and on 6/25/2012 I asked a counter-terror SA I know in DC for a referal 05:02:22 | nachash > after the conversation is concluded 05:02:51 |@chr000t > So I wait two weeks, it was a busy time, then SA comes up with the name of the same fed that was Jen Emick's contact 05:03:13 |@chr000t > I think our first email was 7/10 - 7/12 timeframe 05:03:34 |@chr000t > he was all about what I knew about Anonymous, and fishing for whether I was looking for a deal 05:04:06 |@chr000t > publicly it's obvious I know Barrett, and that I used to talk to AnonyOps 05:04:19 |@chr000t > that's about it, other than random IRC lurking, never used the same name twice 05:04:57 |@chr000t > I saw Kelly fighting with Emick, I got AnonyOPs to introduce us, this would have been around 6/25 - 7/1 timeframe 05:05:21 |@chr000t > we started talking swattings, she seemed to know a lot, told me three groups were doing it 05:05:38 |@chr000t > and she gives me a name to tell cyber SA - "UGnazi" 05:06:07 |@chr000t > I put that into an email on 7/17, cc: Kelly, it was part of the intro 05:06:21 |@chr000t > I totally forgot about the name, didn't keep the email since it was minimal 05:06:36 |@chr000t > http://www.laweekly.com/2012-11-08/news/patrick-frey-swatting-patterico-deadly-game/ 05:06:48 |@chr000t > that email turned up in here last night ^^^^^ 05:06:50 | shm00p > she mentioned that UGNazi swatted? 05:07:04 |@chr000t > yes, she did 05:07:40 |@chr000t > So, some of those emails in there are me, trying to get Mike Stack (6/23/2011 swatting victim) to talk to feds about Pat Frey (6/30/2011 swatting victim, but I think his is faked) 05:08:04 |@chr000t > but I denied the 7/17 one - I didn't save it, did not recall sending it 05:08:25 |@chr000t > I talked with SA today - he still had it, he notes the timestamp is an hour earlier than his 05:08:51 |@chr000t > I lived in eastern TZ when it was sent, he lives in eastern, when I moved I was still in eastern, and even now lappie still things it's 11:08 PM 05:08:59 | shm00p > im just gonna say this 05:09:01 | shm00p > if he was swatted 05:09:07 | shm00p > he woulkdnt be crying like a little bitch about it 05:09:14 |@chr000t > So Kelly is in Texas, GMT-6, while SA and I were in GMT-5 05:09:31 |@chr000t > so, who was the source of that email? Not me, not the agent, pretty sure it's Kelly 05:09:48 |@chr000t > the conversation in there is crazy Michele from New Jersey, Emick, and Welna is signing with his own name 05:10:09 |@chr000t > and Kelly fed them that email to set me up for attention from UGnazi 05:10:54 | shm00p > da fuk 05:10:57 | nachash > Why would Kelly stir that pot? 05:11:00 | nachash > She's been asking me 05:11:03 | nachash > if I heard anything 05:11:06 | nachash > about SR doing any hacks 05:11:10 |@chr000t > Kelly's SWAT story was: three groups out there, Captain Crunch Fucker is the only name I recall. She says one group has a really good voice mimic, I don't know which one 05:11:23 | nachash > Captain Crunch 05:11:24 | nachash > as in 05:11:28 | nachash > the old-ass hacker? 05:11:30 |@chr000t > not Draper 05:11:35 | nachash > I was gonna say 05:11:35 | nachash > wat 05:11:43 |@chr000t > some kid who appended Fucker to the name, I never heard of him 05:12:23 |@chr000t > So she has a convoluted story about swatting activity, and I treat her as credible since she is all up in IRC all over the place 05:12:43 |@chr000t > but after a few convos about it, my dick is pulled clear down to my ankles 05:13:09 |@chr000t > you know how people say things that are loaded, then there is that weird pause, like the words are hanging in the air 05:13:33 |@chr000t > with glowing quotesa round them? She had a deep, personal interesting in turning my attention away from Brandon Darby 05:14:15 |@chr000t > She says her home address got swatted, fourteen year old gets held at gunpoint 05:14:29 |@chr000t > she doesn't have police report or audio to compare, I have not pressed for it 05:15:01 | nachash > I have unredacted transcripts 05:15:08 | nachash > It happened 05:15:12 | nachash > Don't have audio, though 05:15:15 |@chr000t > Pythorian figures out I had RiseUp VPN back then. We're talking, I get another 'words handing in the air' from him 05:15:51 |@chr000t > about me being on RiseUp, then he talks about the RiseUp hosting of that remailer that was used for bomb threats at some Pennsylvania school 05:16:10 |@chr000t > is it official transcript image, or just text of the event? 05:16:18 | nachash > It's like 05:16:19 | nachash > a scan 05:16:35 | nachash > I'd show you, but she asked me not to spread them around 05:16:54 |@chr000t > SO, both of them, fishing for info and repeatedly floating stuff intended to startle/dissuade/otherwise influence me 05:17:08 |@chr000t > I would like to have the scans, this is something I would give to SA 05:17:11 |@chr000t > and no one else 05:17:43 | nachash > Those scans 05:17:49 | nachash > are kinda my insurance.aes256 05:18:06 | nachash > But this shit did, in fact, happen 05:18:08 | nachash > I can tell you that much 05:18:11 |@chr000t > So, here is another odd thing. She goes on about needing to deal with a local agent, there in Texas. I got the same guy Jen got and it makes sense, I was in DC at the time 05:18:49 |@chr000t > all the time she is talking, do you trust this SA? What is he doing with Emick as a source? Very focused effort to insert doubt into that connection 05:19:30 |@chr000t > then Pythorian tells me alone, on a call, that he's been in two conf bridges with multiple agents, and it was intenral affairs investigating my SA 05:19:35 |@chr000t > Jen's SA 05:19:55 |@chr000t > I sat on that factoid for about a month, just checking things out 05:20:13 |@chr000t > break time - you guys have any questions? This is about 50% mark on the weird shit I have seen 05:20:29 | shm00p > just listening right now 05:20:45 | shm00p > i am wondering 05:20:46 | shm00p > though 05:20:55 | shm00p > why did she turn her attention away from Darby 05:21:05 | nachash > Who is Darby? 05:21:17 |@chr000t > not her attention - mine, she was trying to get me confused/lost/on someone else 05:21:17 | nachash > and what's py doing listening in on fed confs? 05:21:35 | nachash > and why do you think bratty would leak your e-mail with her? 05:21:45 |@chr000t > Brandon Darby, paid snitch during 2008 Republican National COnvention, set two kids up for 24 - 48 months for fake bomb plot 05:22:12 |@chr000t > Same guy who worked on the Occupy Unmasked movie, with Lee Stranahan, and Stephen Bannon director 05:22:32 |@chr000t > this Darby dude is excellent match for swat caller voice, and the cirumstances totally point to him 05:23:01 |@chr000t > OK, act two of this circus 05:23:14 | nachash > Still doesn't explain why py's in on fed conf calls 05:23:56 |@chr000t > I tell SA in D.C. about the supposed internal affairs thing. He says maybe they want to hire me. I presume this is to put boundaries on what I do, fill up my time, keep me for upending this setup that is pointed at me, so I refuse. 05:24:19 |@chr000t > Next day I get moved from him to another SA. Don't know his last name, I have email + phone stored for him under an alias. 05:25:24 |@chr000t > New SA is specificly focused on politics & online stuff, he's not an intel analyst, he's a special agent, but his job is odd, he doesn't IA type stuff, trying to help others who are overloaded. 05:25:56 |@chr000t > So I don't have this dude's name anywhere, I have never told anyone, yet it's turning up in those comments on LA weekly 05:26:58 |@chr000t > you guys dizzy yet? 05:27:16 | nachash > Why are you dealing with the feds in the first place? 05:27:21 | shm00p > a little yes 05:27:28 | nachash > Shit's just a recipe for getting fucked over 05:27:45 |@chr000t > I am hacker, but not intruder. And I was getting fucked over with Swatgate shit. 05:27:55 |@chr000t > This was defensive. 05:27:58 | shm00p > agreed imo i keep my distance from anything related to feds. i dont even do anything illegal but im not trying to get caught up with any of that shit. 05:28:28 | nachash > Feds care more about convictions than the truth 05:28:34 |@chr000t > Anyway, this is SECOND TIME an SA I'm supposed to talk with gets their name dropped. First one was Baltimore cyber SA, they wanted me to come in 1/26 for a chat, I said no way. 05:29:07 |@chr000t > a month later same dipshits talking in that LA Weekly thread have got her name and they're spamming it around Twitter 05:29:44 |@chr000t > So twice something that is never written down ends up in hands of crackpot from New Jersey 05:30:06 | nachash > Sounds like it isn't your problem 05:30:15 |@chr000t > and crackpot is getting steered by @Patterico, swat victim #2, who went to Dallas FBI office from California on 23 Dec 2011 05:30:31 | nachash > crackpot = Mike Stack? 05:30:41 |@chr000t > dude is a county prosecutor, local FBI office says "shove off, you got no evidence", so he goes to Dallas 05:30:58 |@chr000t > crackpot = Mike Stack and/or Michele Renda Savoca/Joanne Savoca Koy 05:31:07 |@chr000t > s/koy/Joy/ 05:32:01 |@chr000t > I don't know if he pick Dallas because of Barrett, because Allyn Lynd is there, or because they have ideological bias. 05:32:38 | nachash > I saw something 05:32:46 | nachash > possibly in that LA Weekly article 05:32:52 | nachash > about dallas having swatting case expertise 05:33:18 |@chr000t > So this Frey guy - he's intimidating Nadia Naffe, and she's a witness in several grand jury investigations for James O'Keefe 05:33:42 |@chr000t > Frey & Co. set up former NY-09 Congressman Anthony Weiner using teen girl sockpuppets 05:33:59 |@chr000t > and that was a paid hit because he turned in NY-13 Congressman Mike Grimm for extortion 05:34:15 |@chr000t > Frey hates me - I almost managed to stop them driving Weiner out of office 05:34:49 |@chr000t > and then last spring I stand guard over Nadia, get her Jay Leiderman as lawyer, he gets big civil suit 05:35:03 |@chr000t > logs come out, he's been talking to Barrett Brown about me since summer of 2011 05:35:43 |@chr000t > then I get discovery from frivolous suit in D.C. on October 26th, it's records of who is working with him, what they plan to do to set me up 05:36:05 | shm00p > "been talking to Barrett Brown about me since summer of 2011 05:36:14 | shm00p > screaming federal agent death trap detected /facepalm 05:36:42 |@chr000t > @Patterico was talking to @BarrettBrownLOL about him doing something to me, and then Frey would do something to Robert Stacy McCain 05:37:14 |@chr000t > keep in mind BB know very little about me, he went off the rails during Arab Spring, I stayed away 05:37:42 | shm00p > i imagined he was always off the rails because he was a fiending cokehead who cammed in the bathroom 05:38:00 | nachash > s/coke/smack 05:38:00 |@chr000t > he used to be less crazy, before he got e-famous 05:38:23 |@chr000t > anyway, so Frey has been after me for a long time, it's because I got into HIS criminal shit 05:38:45 |@chr000t > he's swat victim #2, except ... no police report 05:38:51 |@chr000t > and the story keeps changing 05:39:19 | shm00p > imo im starting to think none of them even got swatted and they're just trying to get people in trouble because they got their feelings hurt via internets 05:39:47 |@chr000t > no dude, first one was them trying to silence guy they left holding the bag for Weinergate 05:40:12 |@chr000t > then Frey's is weird, because within 24 horus he boots Lee Stranahan as editor on his site, and voice of the swatter is Lee's business partner 05:40:26 |@chr000t > then the ones in 2012 are obvious fakes 05:40:34 | shm00p > figured so 05:40:38 | shm00p > like the shit of Patterico 05:40:39 | shm00p > imo 05:40:40 | shm00p > that guy 05:40:47 |@chr000t > and clearly getting stage managed by Mitt Romney's online campaign team 05:40:48 | shm00p > crys alittle too much bout it 05:41:01 |@chr000t > ^^^ totally not shitting you here, Romney's guys were promoting swatgate 05:41:55 |@chr000t > Remember #OpCartel - Tom Ryan tries to intimiate Barrett, who actually talked about that stuff, and he tries to drag me into it. 05:42:26 |@chr000t > Then Mike STack/Michele Renda Savoca come up with SA's name. Reason I was supposed to talk to SA? Getting Ryan booted from Infragard. 05:43:11 |@chr000t > At one point Kelly tries to minimize what Ryan did /w me & #OpCartel. "Oh, that was just social engineering." "uhh, you realize we are kind of on the same team, right?" 05:43:29 | nachash > That's funny 05:43:35 | shm00p > lol.... 05:43:39 |@chr000t > Ryan's a Staten Island resident - same place as former FBI agent turned Congressman who is facing extortion investigation 05:43:40 | nachash > Not in a ha-ha way 05:43:59 |@chr000t > and that investigation was set off by Weiner, and I stomp balls on the guys who were behind that every chance I get 05:45:10 |@chr000t > Texas residents: Barrett, Brandon Darby, Lee Stranahan, Dustin Farahnak ( part of FBI sting thing), Megan Broussard (looks like an "exotic dancer", part of Weinergate setup) 05:45:41 |@chr000t > Sean Tompkins, who is likely @AnonKitsu, part of Weinergate, and has been seen repeatedly working with Michele Renda Savoca 05:47:19 |@chr000t > I talked to @AnonKitsu once, instant snitch meter spring breakage. Guy offers to break into some of this Savoca chick's stuff for me 05:47:33 |@chr000t > he logs out convo, edits it, passes it out ot various rightwing shitheads 05:47:57 |@chr000t > sloppy, he can't keep Kitsu & Tompkins separate, Tompkins knows things that I only ever shared /w Kitsu 05:48:01 | shm00p > also, anyone named Anonsomething probably isn't a good source of anything or to talk to in general 05:49:11 |@chr000t > yeah, but my biggest crime is talking shit on Twitter and not being intimidated by wingnuts 05:50:15 | shm00p > hold up 05:50:17 | shm00p > somethings going on 05:50:20 |@chr000t > So, Kitsu looks like a snitch, Ryan looks like a snitch, Ryan talks to Savoca, twice now she comes up with FBI agent names I have never shared with anyone 05:50:21 | shm00p > in my channel atm lol 05:50:24 | shm00p > with bratty and xu0ut 05:50:30 |@chr000t > log it? 05:50:51 | shm00p > hopefully someone grabbed it cuz i wasnt even paying attn and i cant scroll up in irssi 05:50:53 | shm00p > lemme tell someone to grab it rq 05:51:05 |@chr000t > OK, please do 05:52:01 | shm00p > seems shes blaming xu0ut now 05:52:07 |@chr000t > for what? 05:52:23 | shm00p > swat 05:52:26 |@chr000t > @Xu0ut, ReaperSec associate, runs with @ShadowDXS, drunks a lot 05:52:47 | shm00p > yeah 05:52:50 |@chr000t > I heard his voice, he is not the caller for the three that I have heard 05:53:01 |@chr000t > So Tom Ryan hangs with ReaperSec 05:53:39 |@chr000t > And REaperSec are all crowded in BB's TInychat for his raid 05:54:07 | shm00p > yeah that was kinda awkard to me lol 05:54:12 | shm00p > i mean i took cred but jokingly 05:54:17 | shm00p > i didnt do shit to barrett brown 05:54:18 | shm00p > wasnt worth the effort 05:54:35 |@chr000t > I pranked him hard 4/2011, but it was just real noisy, nothing illegal 05:54:53 |@chr000t > like the kid, he's just in reckless druggie mode 05:55:51 | nachash > And yeah 05:55:53 | nachash > I've heard his voice 05:55:58 | nachash > and the mike stack swat call 05:56:02 | nachash > that was on inside edition 05:56:06 | nachash > two totally different dudes 05:56:26 |@chr000t > why would Kelly's swat report scan be insurance.aes256 05:56:30 |@chr000t > scratching head here 05:56:39 |@chr000t > you can always tell me to wise up, but I don't get it 05:57:49 |@chr000t > FYI, regarding this email drop 05:58:11 |@chr000t > When the Welna torrent went out, inside was a doc about Brett Kimberlin 05:58:48 |@chr000t > author seemed to be Mandy Nagy, Kelly finally admitted that she had been approached about this whole swat thing back in late Jan/early Feb 05:59:27 |@chr000t > then in October the lawsuit discovery shows her role in the sting planning between 12/1/2011 and 1/31/2012 06:01:10 |@chr000t > gimme some questions here, gonna take a few minutes and make a snack 06:01:23 | nachash > Ok 06:01:25 | nachash > Who the fuck 06:01:29 | nachash > planted that kimberlin doc 06:01:36 | nachash > in the unpacked ugnazi hack folder? 06:01:42 | nachash > That's what I want to know 06:01:45 | nachash > shit has been bugging me since august 06:01:49 | nachash > pythorian uploaded that shit 06:01:52 |@chr000t > Kelly admitted to having it, talking to Mandy Nagy 06:01:53 | nachash > to my burner box 06:01:53 | shm00p > same. 06:02:04 | nachash > so I know it came from him, and probably upstream 06:02:10 |@chr000t > and she tried to gloss over what happened 06:02:19 | nachash > So she planted it? 06:02:25 | nachash > THat's fucking odd 06:02:28 | nachash > Guess she was like 06:02:30 |@chr000t > she said it was in her posession and it slipped into the mix 06:02:33 | nachash > planting your fingerprints on the SR shit? 06:02:47 | nachash > That's what I've been wondering 06:02:50 | nachash > You once said 06:02:51 |@chr000t > but, keep in mind Emick started saying stuff about me in public clear back in March 06:02:58 | nachash > you were gonna have to blow up your contact list 06:03:01 | nachash > except for me 06:03:02 | nachash > like 06:03:10 | nachash > everyone else was on NO TALK PROBATION or some shit for a year 06:03:18 |@chr000t > and Savoca was running @LEAHoneyPot, and public initation of contact with Emick was seen 06:03:29 | nachash > You know what this whole thing is? 06:03:32 | nachash > A giant clusterfuck 06:03:34 |@chr000t > I have hardly talked to anyone 06:03:41 |@chr000t > hear me out 06:03:42 | nachash > Everybody is literally fucking everyone else as much and as hard as they can 06:04:11 | shm00p > agreed with nachash. but imo the main shit starter just seems to be ppl like jen/patterico etc 06:04:12 |@chr000t > I think what we see here is one or more paid informants who thought I was a nice juicy target, except it turns out that I am 1.) model citizen and 2.) I keep damned good records 06:04:17 | shm00p > which isnt surprising 06:04:45 |@chr000t > and they get info from political trolls, and they try to turn it into a case, and it totally backfires on them 06:05:23 |@chr000t > and then discovery comes out, and holy shit implicates everybody, and it really looks like they worked hand in hand with Citizens United and Breitbart.com, making a movie to smear Anonymous & Occupiers, while stalking me 06:05:46 |@chr000t > and the point is that if I am kicking the crap out of people who set up Weiner, I am *CONNECTED* to his wife, Huma Abedin 06:07:28 | nachash > Sounds like you just need to keep kicking and running 06:07:34 |@chr000t > it's the freaking perfect storm - the big fairytale that was going to tie Democrats to Muslim extremists 06:07:40 | nachash > lol 06:07:55 |@chr000t > and now it blows up 06:08:11 |@chr000t > and on top of it all, I am the guy who first gets teh stuff about the group that did Karl Rove in Ohio 06:08:38 |@chr000t > I mean, hello, dude had 0.3 billion dollar budget, and he just got his ass whipped, and I knew in advance some of what was coming 06:10:17 |@chr000t > I thought it was a whistleblower, took it to the feds, they came out and said it was active intervention, I was, like, JESUS CHRIST DOIN' A POLE DANCE!@!@! 06:10:58 | shm00p > lol 06:11:15 | shm00p > chr000t you want me to post the logs now? im about to call into VITB to bust some balls 06:11:41 |@chr000t > yeah, thi sis good == mark === begin paste of logs from #rustleleague, courtesy of shm00p 06:14:52 | shm00p > 05:47 -!- Bratty was kicked from #RustleLeague by Xu0ut [Xu0ut] 06:14:53 | shm00p > 05:47 -!- Bratty [[email protected]] has joined #RustleLeague 06:14:57 | shm00p > 05:47 < Zalgo> [Bratty] http://wepump.in/music/analog+vap0r-pumpon.mp3 + http://wepump.in/music/pumpon.txt 06:15:00 | shm00p > 05:47 <@Xu0ut> FUCK YOU BRATTY 06:15:02 | shm00p > 05:47 <@Xu0ut> FOR THREATENING 06:15:04 | shm00p > 05:47 <@Xu0ut> ME 06:15:07 | shm00p > 05:48 < zaiger> i live in boston 06:15:09 | shm00p > 05:48 < zaiger> no need to go here 06:15:12 | shm00p > 05:48 < Bratty> such anger :D 06:15:14 | shm00p > 05:48 < Bratty> If you had no role in my swatting 06:15:17 | shm00p > 05:48 < Bratty> why so angry? :D 06:15:19 | shm00p > 05:48 <@Xu0ut> cuz ur talking shit outta ur ass 06:15:22 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> show me how 06:15:24 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> i had 06:15:27 | shm00p > 05:49 < Bratty> Really? 06:15:30 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> a role of ur fkn swatting 06:15:32 | shm00p > 05:49 < Bratty> Im not the one talking shit about you behind your back 06:15:34 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> show 06:15:37 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> me 06:15:39 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> now 06:15:42 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> !! 06:15:44 | shm00p > 05:49 < Bratty> bragging to Emick that you got one over on me 06:15:47 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> show me 06:15:49 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> show me 06:15:52 | shm00p > 05:48 < zaiger> i live in boston 06:15:54 | shm00p > 05:48 < zaiger> no need to go here 06:15:57 | shm00p > 05:48 < Bratty> such anger :D 06:15:59 | shm00p > 05:48 < Bratty> If you had no role in my swatting 06:16:02 | shm00p > 05:48 < Bratty> why so angry? :D 06:16:04 | shm00p > 05:48 <@Xu0ut> cuz ur talking shit outta ur ass 06:16:07 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> show me how 06:16:09 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> i had 06:16:12 | shm00p > 05:49 < Bratty> Really? 06:16:14 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> a role of ur fkn swatting 06:16:17 | shm00p > 05:49 < Bratty> Im not the one talking shit about you behind your back 06:16:19 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> show 06:16:22 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> me 06:16:24 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> now 06:16:27 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> !! 06:16:29 | shm00p > 05:49 < Bratty> bragging to Emick that you got one over on me 06:16:32 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> show me 06:16:34 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> show me 06:16:37 | shm00p > 05:49 < Bratty> Dig through your own logs of your bragging 06:16:39 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> show me 06:16:42 | shm00p > 05:49 * maybezero popcorn 06:16:44 | shm00p > 05:49 * maybezero blunt 06:16:47 | shm00p > 05:49 <@asshurtmacfags> maxlols 06:16:49 | shm00p > 05:49 < Bratty> Im not giving up my sources 06:16:52 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> thewn stfu 06:16:54 | shm00p > 05:49 < Bratty> unlike you idiots 06:16:57 | shm00p > 05:49 <~shm00p> wait 06:16:59 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> u got shot 06:17:02 | shm00p > 05:49 <~shm00p> llol 06:17:04 | shm00p > 05:49 <@asshurtmacfags> hahahaha 06:17:07 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> shit 06:17:09 | shm00p > 05:49 < Bratty> I know how to protect information :D 06:17:12 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> ok 06:17:14 | shm00p > 05:49 <~shm00p> what is going on in here 06:17:17 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut 06:17:19 | shm00p > Jesus christ sec 06:17:22 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> u talk 06:17:24 | shm00p > 05:49 <@asshurtmacfags> you fucking retards 06:17:27 | shm00p > 05:49 < Bratty> shm00p 06:17:29 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> show me 06:17:32 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> hes jens assbuddy 06:17:34 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> show me 06:17:37 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> show me 06:17:39 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> buddying up to people 06:17:42 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> for info for her 06:17:44 | shm00p > 05:50 <~shm00p> Xu0ut - dont kick bratty dude 06:17:47 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> bbiaf foods done :D 06:17:50 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> yea 06:17:52 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> shes so full of fucking shit 06:17:55 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> newp :D 06:17:57 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> tells me 06:17:59 | shm00p > 05:50 <@nachash> She did get swatted, though 06:18:02 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> to kiss my ass goodbye 06:18:04 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> 3 people in reapersec 06:18:07 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> u talk 06:18:10 | shm00p > 05:49 <@asshurtmacfags> you fucking retards 06:18:12 | shm00p > 05:49 < Bratty> shm00p 06:18:14 | shm00p > 05:49 <@Xu0ut> show me 06:18:17 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> hes jens assbuddy 06:18:19 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> show me 06:18:22 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> show me 06:18:24 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> buddying up to people 06:18:27 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> for info for her 06:18:29 | shm00p > 05:50 <~shm00p> Xu0ut - dont kick bratty dude 06:18:32 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> bbiaf foods done :D 06:18:34 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> yea 06:18:37 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> shes so full of fucking shit 06:18:39 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> newp :D 06:18:42 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> tells me 06:18:44 | shm00p > 05:50 <@nachash> She did get swatted, though 06:18:47 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> to kiss my ass goodbye 06:18:49 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> 3 people in reapersec 06:18:52 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> pasted it 06:18:54 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> get a grip 06:18:57 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> if i had sumthing to do 06:18:59 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> with ur alleged 06:19:02 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> swatting 06:19:04 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> who the fuck are you 06:19:07 | shm00p > 05:51 <@Xu0ut> ok 06:19:09 | shm00p > 05:51 <@asshurtmacfags> i live for internet drama 06:19:12 | shm00p > 05:51 <@nachash> Xu0ut: I've got unredacted transcripts 06:19:15 | shm00p > 05:51 <~shm00p> lol 06:19:17 | shm00p > 05:51 < LouiVTN> unredacted susppsusupsuupsupsup 06:19:19 | shm00p > 05:51 <@Xu0ut> oh what ? 06:19:22 | shm00p > 05:51 <@nachash> And they don't look shopped 06:19:24 | shm00p > 05:51 < LouiVTN> errthang 06:19:27 | shm00p > 05:51 <@nachash> I'm calling it legit 06:19:29 | shm00p > 05:51 <~shm00p> MY DICK IN MY MOUTH IS UNREDACTED 06:19:32 | shm00p > 05:51 <@nachash> #JustSaying 06:19:34 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> 3 people in reapersec 06:19:37 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> pasted it 06:19:39 | shm00p > 05:50 < Bratty> get a grip 06:19:42 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> if i had sumthing to do 06:19:44 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> with ur alleged 06:19:47 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> swatting 06:19:49 | shm00p > 05:50 <@Xu0ut> who the fuck are you 06:19:52 | shm00p > 05:51 <@Xu0ut> ok 06:19:54 | shm00p > 05:51 <@asshurtmacfags> i live for internet drama 06:19:57 | shm00p > ^^ 06:19:59 | shm00p > anyway, afk 06:20:43 |@chr000t > ok, wow 06:21:21 |@chr000t > thank you, gentlemen, for taking teh time to listen to this derpy crap. I really want to put a stop to this before someoen innocent (like me!) gets sent up for something these idiots pull. 06:21:45 | shm00p > np 06:22:04 |@chr000t > I am going to save this, re-read it, talk to SA again tomorrow or next day 06:22:57 |-INFO > nachash was kicked from #triforce by chr000t [chr000t]
Stealing Credit for Trolling the Tea Party
Sometime in 2010 a group of Twitter trolls known as The Beandogs began targeting Tea Party members. While most conservative bloggers credit Neal as being behind this and even go so far as to say the Democrats paid him run a smear campaign against them, the truth is Neal had fuck all to do with this other than being a patsy after the fact. Beandogs, recognizing that the redneck Tea Partiers were milkable lolcows, harassed and attempted to get them to say offensive things that can be later used against them for the lulz.
Eventually some ex-Marine PTSD survivor (Greg W. Howard) got involved and accused Beandogs of being a psy-op paid for and sponsored by the Democratic party, and Neal's signature was on the contract. Thus, Twittergate was born. This couldn't be further from the truth as the only thing Neal does is create new useless sockpuppet accounts every fucking day of the week. Seeing opportunity for more lulz, Beandog members began touting Neal as their de-facto leader, and the tinfoil brigade of the Tea Party made their own counter-attack group called The Wrecking Crew. The Wrecking Crew helped push the conspiracy theory further by making videos and countless blogs about the operation providing all types of evidence to back up their claims. Beandog members kept the ball rolling and dug up Greg Howard's financial documents proving that his business was in shambles and he was a deadbeat piece of a shit who owed back child-support.
Neal's involvement would eventually come back to bite the real trolls in the ass, as Neal received full credit for everything and would glory-fag the incident to everyone who listened for years to come.
—TheRealSomebody | ||
Taking Credit for the Death of Andrew Breitbart
If Neal Rauhauser is a democratic operative, Andrew Breitbart was his republican nemesis. The two fought each other over years in a number of tl;dr blogs, scribd documents, posting collections of Twitter screencaps at each other, and other sorts of dumbfuckery that any sane person would look at and disregard as the ramblings of someone who forgot to take their meds. There's enough text between these two shitheads to fill the Library of Congress.
In Andrew's final days, he claimed to have a damning video which would cost Obama his re-election. This video was set to be released on March 1st. On Feburary 29th, Andrew died of a heart attack while arguing with Neal about some meritless lawsuit on Twitter. Conspiracy theorists went apeshit with ideas about the Democratic party shooting Andrew with a heart-attack gun or something equally ridiculous, and for the next week or two Neal would brag about how he killed Andrew Breitbart 140 characters at a time.
—Classy | ||
Realizing that bragging about murdering someone to the public isn't exactly a rational thing to do, Neal deleted all evidence of his boasting and proceeding to brag about it in private instead. Did Neal actually kill Andrew? Of course not, the unhealthy fuck had a preexisting heart condition and was liable to drop dead at any moment. He could have just as easily died in his car while getting a traffic ticket. He could have blown an artery by missing an elevator. He would have most definitely dropped dead when Obama got re-elected. This doesn't stop Neal from taking credit for having the last heated argument with a political blogging blowhard, which is a pretty sick thing to be happy about considering the dispute is over laws they have no control of and a government who doesn't give a rat's ass about either of their meaningless existence.
So what ever happened to Andrew's damning video of Obama? Turned out it was some pointless speech Obama gave to a college in the early 90s about embracing racial equality. So much for your heart-attack gun, retards.
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nealrauhauser - StrandedWind.org
- DailyKos columns
Further Reading
- Neal Rauhauser, From The Beginning
Twittergate: How Internet Jerks Pranked the Tea Party- Who is Neal Rauhauser
- Mr. Neal Rauhauser, What Were You Thinking?
- Is Neal Rauhauser an Informant?
See Also
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| Neal Rauhauser is part of a series on Dying Alone
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