Tempraphobia

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Tempraphobia is the uneasy feeling you get that time is ebbing away and you are unable to do anything - which is a common sensation when viewing Miley Cyrus on the VMAs, and not having the ability to remove MTV from your subscriptions list in your TV package.

The most lulz can be had with the tempraphobic when taking them on tours of sites of historic interest, and observing the difference in the time of whatever shit went down at said site of past battle, museum, or rick roll video on youtube, and the present, and that that difference is forever increasing, second by second.


Identification

  • Using email to link you to flash animation or gifs from the 1990s.
  • Anybody who claims that old music is better than new music - simply because they don't spend time trying to find the a decent band.
  • People who obsess about historical dates, or their facebook timeline.
  • People who turn to religion when they get older so that they can call-in a better spot in some afterlife.
  • Anybody still Rick Rollin'.
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  • Anybody STILL using live journal.
  • People who repeat themselves too much. Using different words to re-cover the same shit also counts too.
  • People who continue to do the same pointless shit, despite others pointing out that they're doing pointless shit.
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Tempraphobia is part of a series on E-psychiatry
Mental illness & Disorders

Acrotomophilia • Addict • Agoraphobia • Alcoholic • Alexis Pilkington Syndrome • Alzheimer's • Anorexia • Antisocial personality disorder • Anthropophobia • Angst • Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder • Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder • Asperger's Syndrome • Asperger's Syndrome • Bimbofication • Bipolar • Borderline personality disorder • Bug Chasing • Eating disorder • Cognitive dissonance • Deep thinker • Depression • Dick Impalement • Retard • Dyslexia • Eating disorder • Factitious disorder • Fake Schizophrenia • Fauxlimia • Feminism • Gender dysphoria • Girl on the Internet Syndrome • Heterophobia • Hero Complex • HFA • Histrionic Personality Disorder • Hutchence's Syndrome • Hyperbolimia • Inadequacy • Inconsistent personality disorder • Insanity • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome • Liberalism • Low Self-esteem • "Missing White Woman Syndrome" • Multiple personality disorder • Napoleon Complex • Narcissistic personality disorder • Neurotypical • Obsessive Compulsive Disorder • Paranoia • Paranoid personality disorder • Peter Pan Syndrome • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder • Psychopathy • Pyromania • Retard • Schizophrenia • Seasonal Affective Disorder • Self-diagnosis • Self Injury • Sexsomnia • Sickfuckery • Sociopathy • Social anxiety disorder • Special Snowflake Syndrome • Terminological percipience disorder • Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome • Tulpa • Unrealistic expectations • Victim complex

Fetishes:

Acrotomophilia • Aquaphilia • Arborphilia • Audiophilia • Transgender • Balloon Fetish • Bestiality • Carmen Electra complex • Cross Dressing • Dollfilia • Roman Shower • Emosexuality • Eproctophilia • Fatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • Fetishism • Foot Fetish • Furniture Porn • Furrism • Goo girl • Guro • Heterosexual • Homophilia • Inflation Fetish • Japanophilia • Jungle Fever • Lesbian pedophilia • Lotion Play • Macrophile • Pregnophile • Mechanophilia • Mpreg • Necrophilia • Objectophilia • Oedipial Complex • Paraphilia • Pedophilia • Plushie • Pregnant Loli • Pregnophilia • Quicksand Fetish • Rangerphile • Spectrophilia • Statuephilia • Trichophilia • Vorarephilia • Wet and Messy Fetishism • Wetlook • Xenophilia • Yellow fever • Bestiality

E-Psychosis:

Chronic Troll Syndrome • Deletionism • E-go • E-Psychiatrist • E-Psychiatry • eTD • Hivemind • I-Dosing • I have a 140 IQ • IRC Disease • Imaginary girlfriend • Internet Disease & Internet Disease Chart • Internet poverty delusions • Internet Rehab • Internet troll personality disorder • Mega ultra super genius • Nerdy Fandom Gateway Theory • Sex by association • Lulz-Blindness • Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases

Experiments:

ask.fm • Brainwashing • Hypnosis • Milgram Experiment • $cientology • The Stanford Prison Experiment • The Hivemind Corollary

Sites:

Above Top Secret • /b/ • Bodies Under Siege • CYOC • Chatroulette • Defense Industries Organization • Deeker • FoolQuest.com • InkBunny • Neuticles.com • Psyke.org • WarpMyMind.com

See also:

American Psychiatric Association • Anger • ASMR • Child abuse • Conscience • Dreams • DSM • Elan School • Enlightenment • Intelligence • Lobotomy • Mary Bell • Psychiatristy • Serial Killers • Take the meat bridge • The Law of Conformity • Trigger Warning

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