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'''[[Faggot|Grace Saunders]]''' | {{PIR}} | ||
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{{spoiler|incoming [[Talk:Grace_Saunders#As_you_are_obv_still_watching_this_page|LOLSUIT]]}} | |||
{{achtung|{{Kfuser|regina.119979|Peter}} is sperging out in [[Kiwi Farms|Null's domain]] olololol}} | |||
{{spoilers|text=As expected, Peter dies alone and a virgin. No one cares}} | |||
'''[[Faggot|Grace Saunders]]''' aka [[powerword|Peter Anderson]], is the root user of thousands of sockpuppet accounts used on multiple forums and sites, including [[ED]]. The user is a [[Psychopath|mentally ill man]] and [[attention whore]] from Leith, [[Scotland]] who, despite his best efforts, is still not an [[Internet celebrity]]. He is terminally obsessed with trying to take down his ED article and many of the thousands of accounts he has created were shat out for the singular purpose of attempting to vandalize or remove what you're currently reading. Rather than just get a fucking life and move on he continually attempts the same failed strategy over and over and over, for nearly TEN YEARS and counting! He is the perfect poster child for what NOT to do if you get an article on ED, as well as how NOT to use sock accounts. All of which are as transparent as his dignity. | |||
{{Quote| I eat my fruit and vegetables. You probably eat chips.|Best flame ever|}} | {{Quote| I eat my fruit and vegetables. You probably eat chips.|Best flame ever|}} | ||
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[[Image: | [[Image:Grace_saunders_front.jpg|right|thumb|200px|If you look at this picture for more than 5 seconds, he'll come out of your monitor and tell you his sob-story.]] | ||
[[Image:Grace Saunders.png|thumb|right|A young Peter Anderson aka Grace Saunders.]] | |||
[[File:Gracesaundersisaretardedfaggot.png|right|thumb|[[Pathetic|This repeated for infinity sums up his reason for living]].]] | |||
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==Nice Try Faggot== | ==Nice Try Faggot== | ||
[[File:Gracesaundersoftheopera.gif|thumb|right|Which one's which?]] | [[File:Gracesaundersoftheopera.gif|thumb|right|Which one's which?]] | ||
Grace Saunders tried to make a [[DMCA]] claim on his article on the old ED website. We all know he was full of [[shit]] and the DMCA was full of shit however the article was still taken down to prevent a lawlsuit. For awhile Grace Saunders had it made, he said to his imaginary [[You|friends]] [[Taking Down ED|"haha I took down ED!"]] Everything with Grace's life was getting better. Until we got a new website because that [[girlvinyl|fat whore]] sold us out to [[ohinternet|something]] worse than [[Uncyclopedia]]. The DMCA doesn't apply to this website | Grace Saunders tried to make a [[DMCA]] claim on his article on the old ED website. We all know he was full of [[shit]] and the DMCA was full of shit, however the article was still taken down to prevent a lawlsuit. For awhile Grace Saunders had it made, he said to his imaginary [[You|friends]] [[Taking Down ED|"haha I took down ED!"]] Everything with Grace's life was getting better... Until we got a new website because that [[girlvinyl|fat whore]] sold us out to [[ohinternet|something]] worse than [[Uncyclopedia]]. The DMCA doesn't apply to this website; Keep trying [[faggot]]. | ||
==Origins== | ==Origins== | ||
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In 2003, Grace Saunders registered an account on a ''[[Resident Evil]]'' forum, and almost instantly drew the attention of those wielding a banhammer. His compulsive lies were not tolerated and he was swiftly [[banned]], however he did not go quietly, registering multiple accounts in order to create threads about the "internet harassment" he was experiencing. He then took e-revenge on those who banned him by signing them up for [[Spam|spam mails]] and using the ''lost password'' feature to mail bomb those who he believes wronged him.[[image:Grace saunders goes to bed.JPG|right|thumb|He's got a [[No life|real life]].]] | In 2003, Grace Saunders registered an account on a ''[[Resident Evil]]'' forum, and almost instantly drew the attention of those wielding a banhammer. His compulsive lies were not tolerated and he was swiftly [[banned]], however he did not go quietly, registering multiple accounts in order to create threads about the "internet harassment" he was experiencing. He then took e-revenge on those who banned him by signing them up for [[Spam|spam mails]] and using the ''lost password'' feature to mail bomb those who he believes wronged him.[[image:Grace saunders goes to bed.JPG|right|thumb|He's got a [[No life|real life]].]] | ||
The vicious cycle of registering, being banned, whining, and moving to other message boards was repeated for over three [[lonely]] years. Just imagine how hard it must have been for him to not move on with his life while nobody gave a [[shit]] about all his grievances. What you see here is a GIF simulating this part of Grace's life: | The [[trying too hard|vicious cycle of registering, being banned, whining, and moving to other message boards]] was repeated for over three [[lonely]] years. Just imagine how hard it must have been for him to not move on with his life while nobody gave a [[shit]] about all his grievances. What you see here is a GIF simulating this part of Grace's life: | ||
[[Image:Gracie_banned_again.gif|frame|center]] | [[Image:Gracie_banned_again.gif|frame|center]] | ||
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==Music== | ==Music== | ||
Grace thinks that he is a bit of an aficionado of all things musical, as seen by his glorious tastes. He is obsessed with 80's music, with some of his favorites including [[Gay|Elton John, Wham !, Village People, Bananarama, Boy George, Tears for Fears, | Grace thinks that he is a bit of an aficionado of all things musical, as seen by his glorious tastes. He is obsessed with 80's music, with some of his favorites including [[Gay|Elton John, Wham!, Village People, Bananarama, Boy George, Tears for Fears, Barbra Streisand and Lipps Inc]]. | ||
The following was posted to [[User:Vonranke|Vonranke's]] talk page after a disagreement regarding Saunders being a massive faggot: | The following was posted to [[User:Vonranke|Vonranke's]] talk page after a disagreement regarding Saunders being a massive faggot: | ||
{{Bigtext| I bet you love a good song. I know I do. I love all the classic periods of popular music, and I'm only 24. Can you a picture a world without music? To understand the positive aspects of music and what lead to its sad ending, from which there is no return, we need to delve into its history: | <center>{{Bigtext| I bet you love a good song. I know I do. I love all the classic periods of popular music, and I'm only 24. Can you a picture a world without music? To understand the positive aspects of music and what lead to its sad ending, from which there is no return, we need to delve into its history: | ||
1950s: The decade the official UK singles chart began. Featured memorable numbers like "How much is that doggy in the window?" and "This Ole House". Musicals with Fred Astaire and his collaborator Ginger Rogers were a major success. | 1950s: The decade the official UK singles chart began. Featured memorable numbers like "How much is that doggy in the window?" and "This Ole House". Musicals with Fred Astaire and his collaborator Ginger Rogers were a major success. | ||
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2010s: Jesus wept. | 2010s: Jesus wept. | ||
|700|200|Way to deal with it faggot|}} | |700|200|Way to deal with it faggot|}}</center> | ||
==The Drama Unfolds== | ==The Drama Unfolds== | ||
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*During the spring of 2006, Gracieboy spent £80 on fast food and sent it to the owner of RECommunity, because the admins kept banning him. Grace hoped that she would [[Fat|eat it and die]]. However, it turns out that she was on a diet. He can't even give a fat girl some burgers without failing. | *During the spring of 2006, Gracieboy spent £80 on fast food and sent it to the owner of RECommunity, because the admins kept banning him. Grace hoped that she would [[Fat|eat it and die]]. However, it turns out that she was on a diet. He can't even give a fat girl some burgers without failing. | ||
*Saunders | *In September 2006, Grace Saunders developed a [[stalking|serious crush]], obviously aching for [[cunt]] after all the years of [[Shit nobody cares about|being mercilessly cyberbullied]]. The girl in question was unimpressed, and his attempts to gain revenge by sleeping with a [[transvestite|co-worker]] were unsuccessful. He printed out all of the harassment threads he created and tried to get her [[Attention|sympathy]], however shockingly she was not turned on at the prospect of fucking someone who can't hold his own against virtual people. Subsequently, the co-worker filed an official grievance with the head of the company who then promptly suspended him. He then made the only logical choice - he went back with a bottle and pushed her against a DVD stand. His employment was then [[Arnold|terminated]]. | ||
* | *Saunders had an IRL [[lolsuit]] filed against him in 2007 for harassing a Norwegian named [[Maja Schmidt]]. However, he was deemed to lack the sufficient [[Balls|minerals]] required to carry out any serious offence by the [[Pigs|authorities]] thus he received only a verbal warning. | ||
==Lovelorn, the S. Belle Chronicles== | ==Lovelorn, the S. Belle Chronicles== | ||
Being a creepy, obsessive internet stalker and sock-puppeteer, Gracie's story would not be complete without a story of obsessive female stalking. See our boy Gracie has felt a bit..... effeminate his entire life. He had a domineering mother who frequently emasculated him and forced him to wear woman's clothing. He was teased by his peers for having a small penis, and romantically rejected for his frequent problems with [[ED|Erectile Dysfunction]]. The first manifestation of this problem is his choice of internet name "Grace". As a result, he developed a terrible predilection; he feels both insane lust and insane rage towards women who humiliate him. Naturally, given how much of a raging faggot he is on the internet, and the massive amount of USI that any [[trap|woman]] [[GOTIS|on the internet]] experiences, Gracie was popping boners left and right. Well, trying to anyway. | Being a creepy, obsessive internet stalker and sock-puppeteer, Gracie's story would not be complete without a story of obsessive female stalking. See our boy Gracie has felt a bit..... effeminate his entire life. He had a domineering mother who frequently emasculated him and forced him to wear woman's clothing. He was teased by his peers for having a small penis, and romantically rejected for his frequent problems with [[ED|Erectile Dysfunction]]. The first manifestation of this problem is his choice of internet name "Grace". As a result, he developed a terrible predilection; he feels both insane lust and insane rage towards women who humiliate him. Naturally, given how much of a raging faggot he is on the internet, and the massive amount of USI that any [[trap|woman]] [[GOTIS|on the internet]] experiences, Gracie was popping boners left and right. Well, [[Fail|trying to anyway]]. | ||
Grace has a long police record of stalking, assaulting, and generally being a clingy, needy bitch towards women. One amusing case in particular came after he set his stalker sights on ED's own moderator and all around sex fiend, [[Snaisybelle]] AKA Christabelle Ob. After receiving Snaisy's stinging recriminations for trying to edit his own page, Grace felt the humiliation stinging his pride and inflaming his tiny penis. Haunted by visions of Snaisy walking on him in spike heels, whipping him, and making him dress in woman's clothing, he went on a rampage trying to find her. As misfortune would have it, they both live in [[London|fagtown]] and Grace managed to retrieve her dox, which he dropped mercilessly. Our Crazy Daisy now has to be careful as Grace is both trying to find her home address, and trying to drop nuisance lolsuits on her. Poor grace, if only he realized, this is not how one wins women over. One does that by sending them cock pictures. We urge Grace Saunders to send timestamped cock to ED, in order to win the love of Snaisy. | Grace has a long police record of stalking, assaulting, and generally being a clingy, needy bitch towards women. One amusing case in particular came after he set his stalker sights on ED.com's own moderator and all around sex fiend, [[Snaisybelle]] AKA Christabelle Ob. After receiving Snaisy's stinging recriminations for trying to edit his own page, Grace felt the humiliation stinging his pride and inflaming his tiny penis. Haunted by visions of Snaisy walking on him in spike heels, whipping him, and making him dress in woman's clothing, he went on a rampage trying to find her. As misfortune would have it, they both live in [[London|fagtown]] and Grace managed to retrieve her dox, which he dropped mercilessly. Our Crazy Daisy now has to be careful as Grace is both trying to find her home address, and trying to drop nuisance lolsuits on her. Poor grace, if only he realized, this is [[doing it wrong|not how one wins women over]]. One does that by sending them cock pictures. We urge Grace Saunders to send timestamped cock to ED, in order to win the love of Snaisy. | ||
===Grace Saunders, Master Switch Hitter=== | ===Grace Saunders, Master Switch Hitter=== | ||
In the game of baseball, as in the game of life, a person has to switch it up. Sometimes you play the infield, sometimes the outfield, sometimes at bat, sometimes pitching. In Grace's case, he switches off between being anally violated by a strap-on and riding the [[penis|man-pole]]. It was previously thought that piece of asspie trash restricted his stalking and voyeurism to the vaguely female, but ED's crack-cat-eared commandos have once again retrieved information for the lulz. It turns out dear Gracie has a profile on Manhunt.net, a notorious gay dating site. He describes himself as "successful" man, and lists himself as a "submissive", "bottom" and a fan of sticking just about any known object in his ass. He has also begun stalking male members of the ED community, providing new insight into previously unexplored Daddy issues. God only knows what went up Grace's ass as a child, but what we do know is that the resulting bowel infections are likely responsible for both autism, and his homosexual behavior. | In the game of baseball, as in the game of life, a person has to [[masturbate|switch]] [[online|it]] [[webcam|up]]. Sometimes you play the infield, sometimes the outfield, sometimes at bat, sometimes pitching. In Grace's case, he switches off between being anally violated by a strap-on and riding the [[penis|man-pole]]. It was previously thought that piece of asspie trash restricted his stalking and voyeurism to the vaguely female, but ED's crack-cat-eared commandos have once again retrieved information for the lulz. It turns out dear Gracie has a profile on Manhunt.net, a notorious gay dating site. He describes himself as "successful" man, and lists himself as a "submissive", "bottom" and a fan of sticking just about any known object in his ass. He has also begun [[not gay|stalking male members of the ED community]], providing new insight into previously unexplored Daddy issues. God only knows what went up Grace's ass as a child, but what we do know is that the resulting bowel infections are likely responsible for both autism, and his homosexual behavior. | ||
To Summarize: <b> Grace Saunders is a Switch-Hitting Faggot</b> | To Summarize: <b> Grace Saunders is a Switch-Hitting Faggot</b> | ||
===LOL Unemployed Now=== | |||
===[[LOL]] Unemployed Now=== | |||
Saunders was fired from his job at Instore, an [[English]] discount home-ware store offering placements to people with special needs after many incidents, including: | Saunders was fired from his job at Instore, an [[English]] discount home-ware store offering placements to people with special needs after many incidents, including: | ||
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*The above incident in which he pushed a 15-year-old Saturday worker over after stalking her. | *The above incident in which he pushed a 15-year-old Saturday worker over after stalking her. | ||
*Vandalized the shop with Blu Tac, eggs, paint and human excrement. | *Vandalized the shop with Blu Tac, eggs, paint and human excrement. | ||
*Received an official warning after coming to work in urine soaked clothes. | *Received an official warning after coming to work in [[babyfur|urine soaked]] clothes. | ||
*Received a further warning citing "personal hygiene issues" | *Received a further warning citing "personal hygiene issues" | ||
*Was accused of attempting to grope a young child who had wandered away from his family. | *Was accused of attempting to grope a young child who had wandered away from his family. | ||
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*Since fired has been escorted from the premises of his previous employer 23 times to date. | *Since fired has been escorted from the premises of his previous employer 23 times to date. | ||
*Claims he was asked to resign, but actually was fired after vandalizing the shop and being arrested. | *Claims he was asked to resign, but actually was fired after vandalizing the shop and being arrested. | ||
==Movie Star== | |||
At some point a [[Gaylord|sysop]] saw fit to unprotect this article and Mr Saunders took the opportunity to post the following video containing many thrilling displays of [[LOLWUT|acting prowess]]. Sadly, it would appear that teeth could not be found in the props department and everybody was forced to gum it. ED will pay a 10c reward for every word successfully translated. | |||
{{center|{{frame|<youtube>ixvdit73kWg</youtube>|backround=white|border=black}}}} | |||
===An Hero=== | ===An Hero=== | ||
In 2007, Saunders made a half-hearted attempt to kill himself. As he was not really trying to kill himself, it would be inaccurate to say that he had [[failed]], | In 2007, Saunders made a half-hearted attempt to kill himself. As he was not really trying to kill himself, it would be inaccurate to say that he had [[failed]]. However, he is a retard, thus he [[failed]]. | ||
===A Year by Year Account of The Fail=== | ===A Year by Year Account of The Fail=== | ||
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On Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 an email was dispatched from Peter. It was his "[[Lie|retirement]]" email, in which he lists his sad history starting from 2002 to 2007. These are his own words. He had sent this email to a number of people, mostly Resident Evil webmasters. | On Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 an email was dispatched from Peter. It was his "[[Lie|retirement]]" email, in which he lists his sad history starting from 2002 to 2007. These are his own words. He had sent this email to a number of people, mostly Resident Evil webmasters. | ||
{{Bigtext|'''2002''' | <center>{{Bigtext|'''2002''' | ||
When I was a student at Leith Academy, I always did my work to the best of my abilities and was rarely absent. Upon leaving school with disappointing results, I went to the career advisor who in return referred me to Mr. Kevin WXXXX at Support Training. | When I was a student at Leith Academy, I always did my work to the best of my abilities and was rarely absent. Upon leaving school with disappointing results, I went to the career advisor who in return referred me to Mr. Kevin WXXXX at Support Training. | ||
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That is it. I'm going to unvelcro my butt from my computer chair, go out and meet people that are nice. | That is it. I'm going to unvelcro my butt from my computer chair, go out and meet people that are nice. | ||
I now hate the following people. I would have put it in alphabetical order, but my brain doesn't understand chronological orders such as the alphabet or life.|700|200|Tl;Dr I haet life.|}} | I now hate the following people. I would have put it in alphabetical order, but my brain doesn't understand chronological orders such as the alphabet or life.|700|200|Tl;Dr I haet life.|}}</center> | ||
===Fuck Da Po-lice=== | ===Fuck Da Po-lice=== | ||
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{{bigtext| | <center>{{bigtext| | ||
Laura's decision could be influenced by her friends, since it was their abuse that drove me away back in 2005. They did it then, so who's to say they won't do it again if I could find Laura? They were totally against me. I don't know if they were just jealous freaks, but Jade had been expelled from school, and hanged out at Laura's. I heard from someone that Laura often got into trouble just to fit in. When I went to visit Laura, they would bully me. So I gave up. | Laura's decision could be influenced by her friends, since it was their abuse that drove me away back in 2005. They did it then, so who's to say they won't do it again if I could find Laura? They were totally against me. I don't know if they were just jealous freaks, but Jade had been expelled from school, and hanged out at Laura's. I heard from someone that Laura often got into trouble just to fit in. When I went to visit Laura, they would bully me. So I gave up. | ||
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For that, I am immensely glad I found some closure tonight. Pfft. | For that, I am immensely glad I found some closure tonight. Pfft. | ||
|700|200|He sent this, to the fucking police.}} | |700|200|He sent this, to the fucking police.}}</center> | ||
{{morphquote|mq1|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold; | <center>{{morphquote|mq1|background-color: lightgray;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|Good afternoon, | |Good afternoon, | ||
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Lothian and Borders Police| "Fuck you, you crazy motherfucker" | Lothian and Borders Police| "Fuck you, you crazy motherfucker" | ||
|}} | |}}</center> | ||
==Sockpuppetry== | ==Sockpuppetry== | ||
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Before opening up this section: Please get a figure in your mind as to how many aliases we could feasibly list. Someone who trolls multiple boards and forums and has over say, 10 socks is going to be increasingly hard to connect to any one account. | Before opening up this section: Please get a figure in your mind as to how many aliases we could feasibly list. Someone who trolls multiple boards and forums and has over say, 10 socks is going to be increasingly hard to connect to any one account. | ||
{{co|one| | {{co|one|Be Gone, Faggot|Show Crazy|0| | ||
*5pecks0f8lue | |||
*5wiitp | |||
*5wiits 4 Ma 5wiit | |||
*a6inchknife | *a6inchknife | ||
*Alice Johnson | *Alice Johnson | ||
* | *Alligator1980 | ||
* | *Ampoule | ||
* | *Anonymouse | ||
* | *Ape Pill Pi | ||
* | *Bag of seeds | ||
*Bannon The Crab | *Bannon The Crab | ||
*Bebo | *Bebo | ||
* | *bgartistepa | ||
* | *Boards Fight Back | ||
* | *Bo Vine | ||
*Budgerigar | *Budgerigar | ||
*Buneasta | *Buneasta | ||
* | *Candy Stick | ||
* | *Chocolate Milk | ||
*CrowingJoe79 | |||
*Cwaazy P3nguin | *Cwaazy P3nguin | ||
* | *Deer Rest FOA | ||
*Delibird | *Delibird | ||
*Devil Jin | *Devil Jin | ||
*Dollman | |||
*Draw on the fire! | |||
*EaZy Tig3r | *EaZy Tig3r | ||
*First Aid Box | |||
*Flashlight | |||
*Flask | |||
*Floatstinger | *Floatstinger | ||
* | *Fluffy | ||
*Fongling | *Fongling | ||
*Frankie Dislikes Aussies | |||
*Grace Saunders | *Grace Saunders | ||
* | *Green Shield | ||
* | *Gold MD | ||
* | *Health Drink | ||
* | *Highland Spring | ||
*Jill Valentine | *Jill Valentine | ||
* | *John Rambo | ||
* | *Kakapo | ||
*Knight Plug | |||
*Kuma | |||
*Little Grace Saunders | |||
*Martin Fry | *Martin Fry | ||
* | *Mentals Fan 4 Lyfe | ||
* | *Milky Way Magic Stars | ||
*Moorland Magpie | *Moorland Magpie | ||
*Mr 1980s | *Mr 1980s | ||
* | *My Coffee Cup | ||
* | *Oh Range Deuce | ||
*Paul Lee | |||
*Paul | |||
*PeeturDCF | *PeeturDCF | ||
*Penguin | |||
*Pepperpot | |||
*Peter A | |||
*Peter Anderson | *Peter Anderson | ||
* | *Peter SC | ||
* | *peteraonfilm | ||
*Plane N SIM Pill | |||
*Rebecca Chambers | *Rebecca Chambers | ||
*Regina | |||
*Roland Orzabal | *Roland Orzabal | ||
* | *sctactorpetera | ||
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*The | *Thompson | ||
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* | |||
*TpotzPolly516 | *TpotzPolly516 | ||
*ucantcp | *ucantcp | ||
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==Victim Mentality== | ==Victim Mentality== | ||
Nothing is Grace Saunders' fault. He should not be held responsible for anything that he does, or says, and all of the people who hate him do so | Nothing is Grace Saunders' fault. He should not be held responsible for anything that he does, or says, and all of the people who hate him do so not because he is a massive fucking waste of space faggot whose dipshit mother was too fucking stupid to get an abortion after that fat, faggoty asspie raped her, but because the world is involved in a massive conspiracy to make his pitiful life even less worth living. | ||
===Memorable BAWWWs=== | ===Memorable BAWWWs=== | ||
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The following are quotes, many of which are taken from an IM "interview" with Saunders, and many of which are just shit he has said around the tubes: | The following are quotes, many of which are taken from an IM "interview" with Saunders, and many of which are just shit he has said around the tubes: | ||
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{{morphquote|mq2|background-color: transparent; width: 700px; height: | {{morphquote|mq2|background-color: transparent; width: 700px; height: auto;|font-weight: normal;|ED is a terrible, terrible community run by losers who clearly thrive on posting about online drama nobody cares about, simply because their lives are so meaningless. They stole the layout from Wikipedia, which isn't any better than ED. Fortunately for many people, pseudo ED is already on the verge of dying off. Since you really aren't going to be winning any arguments with those guys, you just have to ignore them completely and not acknowledge what they say about you, and anyone else who is being badmouthed. One thing they love is to get some sort of a reaction from their intended targets, so if you just continue to ignore what they write up on the site, they will get bored, because eventually, ED will realize that no-one cares anymore. Sometimes, in order to effectively end the trolling one is close to being sucked into, you have to not fall for the rather obvious bait. For if you do, they win.| Oh Peter! | ||
|I could report this suck ass site to the police. This is a direction violation of the many human rights standards. Also, stop quoting everything I type. That's called being a robot.|[[Do it faggot]]|I've never did one bad thing on the net EVER.|Grace Saunders being totally innocent but vandalized his own page moments after.|The idiots there just flamed the heck out of me over nothing. I complained, then I got banned.|i.e "I was complaining a lot, then I complained, then i got banned". | |||
|I really didn't deserve what happened next.| Said about every bad thing that's ever happened to him. | |I really didn't deserve what happened next.| Said about every bad thing that's ever happened to him. | ||
|He's just a loser who likes to ban people just because he knows his loyal forum visitors will back him up. He is just one of the sheep.|Oh, not because you're a [[cunt]] then? | |He's just a loser who likes to ban people just because he knows his loyal forum visitors will back him up. He is just one of the sheep.|Oh, not because you're a [[cunt]] then? | ||
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You can find much of the abuse here: | You can find much of the abuse here: | ||
http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=10067 | <s>http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=10067</s> Site deleted. | ||
<s>http://www.resevil.com/boards/showthread.php?t=5110</s> Site deleted. | <s>http://www.resevil.com/boards/showthread.php?t=5110</s> Site deleted. | ||
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|Gracie-boy is back to maul Spacey-boy.|And the Faily-whale is here with his naily-tail you freak. | |Gracie-boy is back to maul Spacey-boy.|And the Faily-whale is here with his naily-tail you freak. | ||
|You are commiting a crime by continuing to update the page and bullshit me over the Internet|O Rly | |You are commiting a crime by continuing to update the page and bullshit me over the Internet|O Rly | ||
|}} | |Say, please leave me alone, man. My ex is bullying me enough as it is. And stop trying to edit shit to the Grace Saunders page. | ||
|[[Unrealistic Expectations|Hoping that we'd stop "editing shit"]] | |||
|Hey, asshole. There's nothing wrong with liking eighties music. Get over it. | |||
[[Nobody cares|My music taste is way better than that of anyone on ED. My music taste is better than Zaiger, Spacey, E,]] [[You|YOU]] [[Nobody cares|or any other moron from that website.]] | |||
[[Nobody Cares|I like... | |||
The Beatles | |||
Pink Floyd | |||
The Smiths | |||
R.E.M. | |||
Bruce Springsteen | |||
Billy J. Kramer and The Dakotas | |||
Madonna | |||
Michael Jackson | |||
Talking Heads | |||
Billy Joel | |||
The Shadows | |||
Johnny O'Keefe | |||
OMD | |||
The Cure | |||
Level 42 | |||
Patti Smith | |||
Jackie Wilson | |||
Michael McDonald | |||
Def Leppard | |||
Girlschool | |||
The Specials | |||
Atomic Kitten | |||
The Clash | |||
Ramones | |||
Daryl Hall and John Oates]] | |||
You need to go back to school, son. You probably listen to shit like Megadeth and The Offspring, and [[Orly?|I know you have a crush on Rihanna]]. No need to lie about it now. Ha ha ha. ;) | |||
|Whining about [[shit nobody cares about]]. | |||
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I also added named images to replace those with the numbers, and the numb skulls just keep on doing whatever the holy hell they want to. That's called cheating, and an abuse of ED and the legal system. They're just really bad moderators.|2=Grace|3=[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/showthread.php?p=216153#post216153]}} | I also added named images to replace those with the numbers, and the numb skulls just keep on doing whatever the holy hell they want to. That's called cheating, and an abuse of ED and the legal system. They're just really bad moderators.|2=Grace|3=[http://forums.encyclopediadramatica.com/showthread.php?p=216153#post216153]}} | ||
On February 14, 2010, Grace Saunders posted a link to [http://www.petitiononline.com/tscqi101/petition.html a petition] for him to retire from the Internet. We at ED strongly recommend you sign the petition, as it only needs 1200 signatures. [[DO IT FAGGOT]]. | On February 14, 2010, Grace Saunders posted a link to [http://www.petitiononline.com/tscqi101/petition.html a petition](baleeted) for him to retire from the Internet. We at ED strongly recommend you sign the petition, as it only needs 1200 signatures. [[DO IT FAGGOT]]. | ||
After [[Taking Down ED|taking down]] the author of this article, Grace then retired from the internet forever. Then he came back four days later, then he left again. Then he posted a legal threat on the ED [[Facebook]] page. | After [[Taking Down ED|taking down]] the author of this article, Grace then retired from the internet forever. Then he came back four days later, then he left again. Then he posted a legal threat on the ED [[Facebook]] page. | ||
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*[http://www.the-horror.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=32 Multiple account drama]. Also, all of his lulzy threads are hosted here. | *[http://www.the-horror.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=32 Multiple account drama]. Also, all of his lulzy threads are hosted here. | ||
'''EMAIL HERE: [email protected]''' | |||
'''[email protected]''' | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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| | File:Viagraprescription.JPG|His Viagra prescription after being told over 9000 times that his dick was small. | ||
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[[Category:People|Saunders, Grace]] | [[Category:People|Saunders, Grace]] | ||
<!--HI PETER--> |
Latest revision as of 14:21, 6 December 2023
Grace Saunders
is part of a series on
Public Information Research
Mastermind:
• Daniel Brandt
Goons:
• Amorrow
• Grace Saunders
• Kevin Provance
• Musik Fabrik
• Rusty Ray
• SheWolf
• Silver Seren
• Proabivouac
• Tom Newton
Enemies:
• Cloudflare
• Encyclopedia Dramatica
• Doxbin
• Girlvinyl
• Wikipedia
Sites:
• Jevers
• CIA on Campus
• Google Watch
• NameBase
• Scroogle
• Wikipedia Watch
• CloudFlare Watch
• Berlet Watch
Related:
• Daniel Brandt/Wikipedia
• Irony
• Taking Down ED
This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ. BEWARE OF BUTTHURT REVISIONISM. |
Peter is sperging out in Null's domain olololol |
Grace Saunders aka Peter Anderson, is the root user of thousands of sockpuppet accounts used on multiple forums and sites, including ED. The user is a mentally ill man and attention whore from Leith, Scotland who, despite his best efforts, is still not an Internet celebrity. He is terminally obsessed with trying to take down his ED article and many of the thousands of accounts he has created were shat out for the singular purpose of attempting to vandalize or remove what you're currently reading. Rather than just get a fucking life and move on he continually attempts the same failed strategy over and over and over, for nearly TEN YEARS and counting! He is the perfect poster child for what NOT to do if you get an article on ED, as well as how NOT to use sock accounts. All of which are as transparent as his dignity.
—Best flame ever |
Nice Try Faggot
Grace Saunders tried to make a DMCA claim on his article on the old ED website. We all know he was full of shit and the DMCA was full of shit, however the article was still taken down to prevent a lawlsuit. For awhile Grace Saunders had it made, he said to his imaginary friends "haha I took down ED!" Everything with Grace's life was getting better... Until we got a new website because that fat whore sold us out to something worse than Uncyclopedia. The DMCA doesn't apply to this website; Keep trying faggot.
Origins
In 2003, Grace Saunders registered an account on a Resident Evil forum, and almost instantly drew the attention of those wielding a banhammer. His compulsive lies were not tolerated and he was swiftly banned, however he did not go quietly, registering multiple accounts in order to create threads about the "internet harassment" he was experiencing. He then took e-revenge on those who banned him by signing them up for spam mails and using the lost password feature to mail bomb those who he believes wronged him.
The vicious cycle of registering, being banned, whining, and moving to other message boards was repeated for over three lonely years. Just imagine how hard it must have been for him to not move on with his life while nobody gave a shit about all his grievances. What you see here is a GIF simulating this part of Grace's life:
Music
Grace thinks that he is a bit of an aficionado of all things musical, as seen by his glorious tastes. He is obsessed with 80's music, with some of his favorites including Elton John, Wham!, Village People, Bananarama, Boy George, Tears for Fears, Barbra Streisand and Lipps Inc.
The following was posted to Vonranke's talk page after a disagreement regarding Saunders being a massive faggot:
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The Drama Unfolds
Stalking Women
- During the spring of 2006, Gracieboy spent £80 on fast food and sent it to the owner of RECommunity, because the admins kept banning him. Grace hoped that she would eat it and die. However, it turns out that she was on a diet. He can't even give a fat girl some burgers without failing.
- In September 2006, Grace Saunders developed a serious crush, obviously aching for cunt after all the years of being mercilessly cyberbullied. The girl in question was unimpressed, and his attempts to gain revenge by sleeping with a co-worker were unsuccessful. He printed out all of the harassment threads he created and tried to get her sympathy, however shockingly she was not turned on at the prospect of fucking someone who can't hold his own against virtual people. Subsequently, the co-worker filed an official grievance with the head of the company who then promptly suspended him. He then made the only logical choice - he went back with a bottle and pushed her against a DVD stand. His employment was then terminated.
- Saunders had an IRL lolsuit filed against him in 2007 for harassing a Norwegian named Maja Schmidt. However, he was deemed to lack the sufficient minerals required to carry out any serious offence by the authorities thus he received only a verbal warning.
Lovelorn, the S. Belle Chronicles
Being a creepy, obsessive internet stalker and sock-puppeteer, Gracie's story would not be complete without a story of obsessive female stalking. See our boy Gracie has felt a bit..... effeminate his entire life. He had a domineering mother who frequently emasculated him and forced him to wear woman's clothing. He was teased by his peers for having a small penis, and romantically rejected for his frequent problems with Erectile Dysfunction. The first manifestation of this problem is his choice of internet name "Grace". As a result, he developed a terrible predilection; he feels both insane lust and insane rage towards women who humiliate him. Naturally, given how much of a raging faggot he is on the internet, and the massive amount of USI that any woman on the internet experiences, Gracie was popping boners left and right. Well, trying to anyway.
Grace has a long police record of stalking, assaulting, and generally being a clingy, needy bitch towards women. One amusing case in particular came after he set his stalker sights on ED.com's own moderator and all around sex fiend, Snaisybelle AKA Christabelle Ob. After receiving Snaisy's stinging recriminations for trying to edit his own page, Grace felt the humiliation stinging his pride and inflaming his tiny penis. Haunted by visions of Snaisy walking on him in spike heels, whipping him, and making him dress in woman's clothing, he went on a rampage trying to find her. As misfortune would have it, they both live in fagtown and Grace managed to retrieve her dox, which he dropped mercilessly. Our Crazy Daisy now has to be careful as Grace is both trying to find her home address, and trying to drop nuisance lolsuits on her. Poor grace, if only he realized, this is not how one wins women over. One does that by sending them cock pictures. We urge Grace Saunders to send timestamped cock to ED, in order to win the love of Snaisy.
Grace Saunders, Master Switch Hitter
In the game of baseball, as in the game of life, a person has to switch it up. Sometimes you play the infield, sometimes the outfield, sometimes at bat, sometimes pitching. In Grace's case, he switches off between being anally violated by a strap-on and riding the man-pole. It was previously thought that piece of asspie trash restricted his stalking and voyeurism to the vaguely female, but ED's crack-cat-eared commandos have once again retrieved information for the lulz. It turns out dear Gracie has a profile on Manhunt.net, a notorious gay dating site. He describes himself as "successful" man, and lists himself as a "submissive", "bottom" and a fan of sticking just about any known object in his ass. He has also begun stalking male members of the ED community, providing new insight into previously unexplored Daddy issues. God only knows what went up Grace's ass as a child, but what we do know is that the resulting bowel infections are likely responsible for both autism, and his homosexual behavior.
To Summarize: Grace Saunders is a Switch-Hitting Faggot
LOL Unemployed Now
Saunders was fired from his job at Instore, an English discount home-ware store offering placements to people with special needs after many incidents, including:
- The above incident in which he pushed a 15-year-old Saturday worker over after stalking her.
- Vandalized the shop with Blu Tac, eggs, paint and human excrement.
- Received an official warning after coming to work in urine soaked clothes.
- Received a further warning citing "personal hygiene issues"
- Was accused of attempting to grope a young child who had wandered away from his family.
- Was fired, but not charged with any crimes due to a sympathetic boss who has a child with learning difficulties.
- Since fired has been escorted from the premises of his previous employer 23 times to date.
- Claims he was asked to resign, but actually was fired after vandalizing the shop and being arrested.
Movie Star
At some point a sysop saw fit to unprotect this article and Mr Saunders took the opportunity to post the following video containing many thrilling displays of acting prowess. Sadly, it would appear that teeth could not be found in the props department and everybody was forced to gum it. ED will pay a 10c reward for every word successfully translated.
An Hero
In 2007, Saunders made a half-hearted attempt to kill himself. As he was not really trying to kill himself, it would be inaccurate to say that he had failed. However, he is a retard, thus he failed.
A Year by Year Account of The Fail
On Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 an email was dispatched from Peter. It was his "retirement" email, in which he lists his sad history starting from 2002 to 2007. These are his own words. He had sent this email to a number of people, mostly Resident Evil webmasters.
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Fuck Da Po-lice
Saunders has literally no boundaries, and went as far as to attempt to stalk a girl who had rejected him by trying to bully the police into tracking her down. Batshit fucking crazy motherfucker. The Scottish police now have his docs and don't take shit from anybody so when he's found wearing some poor girl's skin they will know where to go knocking. Note how he always chooses female aliases.
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—Becoming less impressed by the minute with his bullshit. |
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Sockpuppetry
Remember way up there before the TL;DR emails and general whining from this aspie faggot when sockpuppets were mentioned? Not heard much about them since? Someone with 3 accounts and a ban is a sockpuppeteer right? Open up the toggles below.
Known Aliases
Before opening up this section: Please get a figure in your mind as to how many aliases we could feasibly list. Someone who trolls multiple boards and forums and has over say, 10 socks is going to be increasingly hard to connect to any one account.
[Show Crazy]
- 5pecks0f8lue
- 5wiitp
- 5wiits 4 Ma 5wiit
- a6inchknife
- Alice Johnson
- Alligator1980
- Ampoule
- Anonymouse
- Ape Pill Pi
- Bag of seeds
- Bannon The Crab
- Bebo
- bgartistepa
- Boards Fight Back
- Bo Vine
- Budgerigar
- Buneasta
- Candy Stick
- Chocolate Milk
- CrowingJoe79
- Cwaazy P3nguin
- Deer Rest FOA
- Delibird
- Devil Jin
- Dollman
- Draw on the fire!
- EaZy Tig3r
- First Aid Box
- Flashlight
- Flask
- Floatstinger
- Fluffy
- Fongling
- Frankie Dislikes Aussies
- Grace Saunders
- Green Shield
- Gold MD
- Health Drink
- Highland Spring
- Jill Valentine
- John Rambo
- Kakapo
- Knight Plug
- Kuma
- Little Grace Saunders
- Martin Fry
- Mentals Fan 4 Lyfe
- Milky Way Magic Stars
- Moorland Magpie
- Mr 1980s
- My Coffee Cup
- Oh Range Deuce
- Paul Lee
- PeeturDCF
- Penguin
- Pepperpot
- Peter A
- Peter Anderson
- Peter SC
- peteraonfilm
- Plane N SIM Pill
- Rebecca Chambers
- Regina
- Roland Orzabal
- sctactorpetera
- Signal Rockets
- SynchPedro86
- Ted Stryker
- TetraJuiz69
- The Non Romero Zombie
- Thompson
- Tommy Walls
- TpotzPolly516
- ucantcp
- Youcannotescape
- zombiefied
Banned From
The number of forums he has been banned from is actually too long to comfortably fit on the page. We shit you not. Please open the toggle below to see the full extent of the damage:
- .: The Highwind Forum :.
- ACYBERLOVE Love Forum - Online Relationship Discussion
- AdultWork.com
- Albert Wesker vs. Chris Redfield
- Alfrexiarmy
- All Games
- All Things Zombie Forums
- Amazon
- Anxiety Community Forum
- Asperger's & Autism Forum [1]
- Australia Forum [2]
- AVForums
- B-HC.net Forums
- Bebo
- BHX Forums
- Bio-HQ Forums
- Bioflames.com
- Biohazard X
- Biohaze
- BirdGenetics
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Victim Mentality
Nothing is Grace Saunders' fault. He should not be held responsible for anything that he does, or says, and all of the people who hate him do so not because he is a massive fucking waste of space faggot whose dipshit mother was too fucking stupid to get an abortion after that fat, faggoty asspie raped her, but because the world is involved in a massive conspiracy to make his pitiful life even less worth living.
Memorable BAWWWs
The following are quotes, many of which are taken from an IM "interview" with Saunders, and many of which are just shit he has said around the tubes:
— Oh Peter! |
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A Letter From Grace
Dear admin,
My name is Peter and I post on many forums using the alias Grace Saunders. However, recently my email accounts were hacked and some moron has deliberately altered my password on every site I attend.
Over the years I have been harassed and banned by a large group of bullies who simply won't leave me alone.
You can find much of the abuse here:
http://forums.totallyre.com/showthread.php?t=10067 Site deleted.
http://www.resevil.com/boards/showthread.php?t=5110 Site deleted.
http://www.thehorrorisalive.com/forums/showthread.php?t=653 Site deleted.
Rather than changing the password back to what it originally was, I think it would be better if you just remove my membership completely. It's sad that it has come to this, but I promised myself that 2007 would be a better year for me and this has went on for far too long as it is.
I really enjoyed participating in the various discussions over the years, but this has to end some time.
If you look at the header of this email, it will contain my real IP address (Blueyonder). Just in case you need to verify that this email is genuine and not another spoof.
As of now, I will be taken an indefinite sabbatical from the Internet.
Yours sincerely, Grace.
The Final Departure
On June 18th 2009 Grace Saunders apparently made his final departure from all internet forums. The legendary Resident Evil fan has had an extensive history within many communities. Much of it hasn't been pretty, all of it has been LOL. Who will take his place? The world can say, with almost absolute certainty, that Beasley23803 is that person.
Oh Look Everyone, Shockingly He's Back
Well folks, he made it to early August 2009, all in all that is nearly a month and a half. It's a funny kind of forever don't you think? Saunders decided that since the goal of the Resident Evil Community was to see him dead, by leaving they would have got their wish, and thus his return would be a fitting and massive revenge upon them.
Unfortunately, when he got back, they had all forgotten who he was. Thus, he plans to leave his past behind him at the end of 2009 to focus on a social life. Also, Grace would like to state that since he cant delete his ED page, he ruined it for teh lulz and he is apparently done with ED forever. This is in fact false, because we here at ED happen to know that the massive faggot is, in fact, incredibly butthurt about this article and has been bitching on multiple talkpages to try and get it deleted.
Other Quotes
—He admits that he fucks sheep. |
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Internet Retirement
—Grace, [22] |
On February 14, 2010, Grace Saunders posted a link to a petition(baleeted) for him to retire from the Internet. We at ED strongly recommend you sign the petition, as it only needs 1200 signatures. DO IT FAGGOT.
After taking down the author of this article, Grace then retired from the internet forever. Then he came back four days later, then he left again. Then he posted a legal threat on the ED Facebook page.
Hey guise stop harassing him, he only has a Facebook so he can keep in touch with his many internet friends.
And finally ...
—We have others to replace him. |
External Links
- Peter, YTMND.
- His Bebo -DELETED
- His Flickr-DELETED
- His deviantART-DELETED
- His (failed) websiteDELETED
- His Youtube channel -DELETED
- His last.fm. Full of fail.
- My Tiny Dick Being Scottish and a stalker, they have room for him here.
- Urban Dictionary Peter Anderson in the Urban Dictionary.
- Cult Labs Some shitty horror forum he's active on.
The Grace Saunders Chronicles
- Multiple account drama. Also, all of his lulzy threads are hosted here.
EMAIL HERE: [email protected]
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