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==Trolling people who were shocked by the scene== | |||
[[File:ATHFBombSquad.jpg|thumb|One of the bombs that [[fail|failed]] to detonate at he scene.]] | |||
[[File:The Joker on the Boston Bombing.jpg|thumb|[[Heath Ledger|Some pasty-faced tranny faggot]] has his say.]] | |||
*Tell them it was a funny situation. | |||
*Show them this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2KV5iczNSY video] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFiuxsj3zzw Even if this video is better]. | |||
*Do a [[Harlem Shake]] on it like what they did [http://youtu.be/XTqh0D49DkA here]. | |||
*Say that it was a conspiracy by [[Barack Obama]]. | |||
*Say that it was an act by [[God]] to penalize [[Boston]] for [[gay marriage|same-sex marriage]]. | |||
*Blame it on the [[Muslim]]s [[for the lulz|cause they're Muslims]]. | |||
*Start a forum making jokes of the event. | |||
*Make [[image macros]] about it and post them on a [[Facebook]] page. | |||
*Blame it on any [[Korean]] [[gook]] walking by. | |||
*Impersonate the two culprits online like this {{twitter|Jodi_arias}} account on [[Twitter]] which successfully made many angst-ridden teens, dumbfucked adults and everyone in between extremely [[butthurt]]. | |||
*Say that [[Fact|you did it]]. | |||
*[[Hitler|Blame it on the kikes]]. | |||
*Just to make the [[FBI]] get their shit stirred, google "how to make bomb explosions" or something like that. (WARNING: THE [[FBI]] IS [[Stalking|WATCHING]] YOU!!!!!!) | |||
*Say that it was a blast. | |||
*Tell people that the event was da bomb. Remind them that everybody had a blast and that the crowd really exploded at the finish line. It really blew them away. | |||
*Point out that [[Anders Breivik]] was right about the Muslims. | |||
*Tell people that you hope the victims "Rest in Pieces". | |||
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpmecKmzDhg Say that a terrorist is cute.] | |||
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The 2013 Boston Bomb-A-Thon, also known as the Boston TNT Party, was a tactical first-person sporting game in which a team of terrorists competed against a team of counter-terrorists in a series of rounds. The event was a blast and the funniest Boston Marathon evar when nobody expected a marathon to become a game; at least 183 people were blown away with 3 destroyed.
While marathon running never used to be popular, it recently exploded into the mainstream as a lulz ticking bomb, due to the enhanced gameplay brought about by the introduction of new obstacles near the finish line and the addition of extra tactical teams and terrorists to pass through.
Gameplay
Players can either join the terrorists, counter-terrorists, or spectators. The spectators don't spawn with any weapons, but can still get their legs blown off from all the incoming gunfire. The terrorists decided this would be a better game to play than Russia and decided to plant these obstacles as the counter-terrorists were so fuckin' blind that they couldn't see what was coming.
The counter-terrorist team begins by running a two-legged race wearing spandex while dodging the numerous obstacles thrown in their path. Failing to avoid these obstacles can result in loss of at least 100 health points and having to complete the race on only one leg, effectively converting it to a game of hopscotch.
Three players on the spectator team lost over 9,000 health points, causing their death. Even the hospitals couldn't cure them. It consisted of some young 8 year old boy, a Chink graduate school student, and a restaurant manager lady. Then the two culprits ran away as only one became an martyr while the other one surrendered and went with the puh-leez.
Cheating
It is widely suspected that the counter-terrorist team used a wallhack with the party van to locate the last remaining opponent masturbating in a boat in some guy's front yard. Additionally, they have admitted to botting in order to diffuse the remaining unexploded IED's. Cheating n00bs. After an epic battle with the party van and pigs, Tamerlan Tsarnaev got shot and died instantly, and now is currently partying in hell with Adam Lanza, Dylan Klebold, Eric Harris, Cho Seung-Hui, Ted Bundy, Adolf Hitler, and a million other people that is elected an hero.
Competitors
Terrorist Team
During the first few days, the commies weren't identified, because the police are too fucking retarded to figure out something so easy. As it turns out, the two players on the terrorist team are Muslims. Surprise! One commie was apparently seen taking a dangerous thing out of his backpack and placing it where the second pressure cooker of the gods exploded. One of them was some 17 year old runner. Surprisingly, these two culprits weren't sand niggers, or even North Korean gooks. At first they accused some illegal alien from Saudi Arabia of doing it after the police were having a fun time playing their favorite game called 9/11.
The actual culprits were Dzhokhar Tsarnaev and Tamerlan Tsarnaev, two Chechen natives who were deeply involved in Islam. The tweet below is from Dzhokhar Tsarnaev's 
Twitter.
Terrorist Family
26 year old Tamerlan Tsarnaev married Katherine Russell and had a 3 year old daughter together named Zahara.
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Tamerlan is a fashionable guy
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Tamerlan training MMA
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Katherine, bride of terrorist. You totally fucking would.
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Katherine's dad Warren is positively shattered at the death of his son-in-law.
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Kathy's mom Judy is also very sad.
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Her sister Anna is in college. Has anyone banged her? Speak up.
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Anna and Kathy may also have another sister. Is she a virgin?
Who benefits?
When looking at the ulterior motives behind this bombing, we need to look beyond mere Islam. We must look at individuals who benefited from the situation. These include:
- People trying to increase military spending
- Fat people who hate marathons
- New York Yankees fans.
- Kofi Kingston ("S.O.S.! I hear them shoutin'!"), a Bostonian who won his third Professional Wrestling United States Championship (using his "Boom! Boom! Boom!" finisher Boom Drop to defeat Antonio Cesaro) less than 8 hours after 3 people were killed by the bombs.
Counter-Terrorist Team
Loads of people got their legs blown off and shit, it was awesome. Some argued however, that in order to race, everyone needs a pair of legs. Fascists. So, instead they ended the marathon and wasted their energies investigating the crime. Switching maps in the middle of a match is widely regarded as a form of admin abuse.
In later rounds, some guy at MIT got headshotted near a 7-Eleven, and some chicks in an SUV got GTA'd. A car chase ensued resulting in one of the terrorists getting vehicle team-killed while the other easily got away from the dozens of pursuing police officers.
Final Score
The terrorist team epically pwned the counter-terrorists by a final score of 4 frags to 1, over the course of 3 maps.
Score by map
de_Boston (Terrorists: 3, Counter-Terrorists: 0)
cs_MIT (Terrorists: 1, Counter-Terrorists: 0)
Watertown (Terrorists: 0, Counter-Terrorists: 1) (One terrorist team killed by other via SUV.)
Graded Score
Kill count: 9/20
Efficiency: 11/20
Style: 14/20
Butthurt and Lulz: 17/20
Bonus: Escaped the bomb and lead a manhunt: 16/20
Total Score: 67/100 and/or C-
Rank and Situation
Rank
After James Holmes killed those couch potatoes at that movie theater, some glamfags made a fire happen with over 233 people killed somewhere in Brazil, Adam Lanza the aspie pwnting several key-you-tea-looking children and had beated off the living fuck out of teh country, and other successful hardships made by an hero, this explosion's rank have killed merely 3 people, including some 8 year old boy, and some adults but severely hurt at least 183 people who are bleeding their asses off. The culprit earns a C-. The party vans came with the FBI cumming out and calling it a terrorist attack because they were secretly busy beating off to the video of 9/11 which got this in their fuckin' mind.
Situation
Once some gay marathon mostly consisting of retards in green and some gingers are all were up to the finish line, teh two twin bombs exploded. This is recently after some gooks from North Korea threatened to bomb Americunts and become the new sand niggers. It seems now possibly several gingers (who all infest Boston) are either injured or hiding (in the closet), which is why the person who did this was brave to sacrifice his life by reducing the spread of ginger vitus in Boston. Now we can keep our souls! Unfortunately, there are still more gingers haunting the world with their soulless magic! We will now have to do another thing to team up and protect the world from them as well as the beaners who caused the swine flu.
Plot
- A crowd fills with gingers, retards, Britfags, victims, and many others.
- The marchers cum in (wit their cum).
- A long time of watching a boring-ass show of a bunch of asspies marching until they cross the finish line.
- Some one fucked teh shit up. We don't know who but we do know that they did a terrible job at it as only 3 people died.
- Newsflash with butthurt reactions.
- Osama bin Laden watches the news and gets pissed with those Korean gooks for copying him and his sand nigger prison punks.
- North Koreans could be the new sand niggers.
Videos
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Theme song
I'm a sailor peg and I lost my leg!!
I ran past the finish line I lost my leg!!
I'm shipping up to Boston! (whoa oh oh) x3
I'm shipping off to find my wooden leg!!
I'm a sailor peg and I lost my leg!!
I ran past the finish line I lost my leg!!
I'm shipping up to Boston! (whoa oh oh) x3
I'm shipping off to find my wooden leg!!
Trolling people who were shocked by the scene
- Tell them it was a funny situation.
- Show them this video Even if this video is better.
- Do a Harlem Shake on it like what they did here.
- Say that it was a conspiracy by Barack Obama.
- Say that it was an act by God to penalize Boston for same-sex marriage.
- Blame it on the Muslims cause they're Muslims.
- Start a forum making jokes of the event.
- Make image macros about it and post them on a Failbook page.
- Blame it on any Korea gook walking by.
- Impersonate the two culprits online like this Jodi_arias account on Twatter which successfully made many angst-ridden teens, dumbfucked adults and everyone in between extremely butthurt.
- Say that you did it.
- Blame it on the kikes.
- Just to make the Party Van get their shit stirred, google "how to make bomb explosions" or something like that. (WARNING: THE Party Van IS WATCHING YOU!!!!!!)
- Say that it was a blast.
- Tell people that the event was da bomb. Remind them that everybody had a blast and that the crowd really exploded at the finish line. It really blew them away.
- Point out that Anders Behring Breivik was right about the Muslims.
- Tell people that you hope the victims "Rest in Pieces".
- Say that a terrorist is cute.
Gallery
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Kikes did everything
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Christfags speak
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Spongebob is involved.
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Someone having sex with a victim's corpse.
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Please fuck the corpse, just to be safe from getting AIDS.
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We all know who was responsible for this.
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A tasteful tribute from the ponyfuckers.
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The Sonic fans make their own tribute
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I'm a sailor peg and I lost my leg.
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Shocking evidence the man doesn't want you to see.
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Team Rocket is Blasting off again!!!
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They said I was paranoid...
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New pictures emerge of a possible suspect.
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A valid point.
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Jews did Boston
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How could this not even be who the real culprit is?!
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God dayum mah beetchez dat kid looks br00t4l. Take this to the death metal gig.
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The sexy beast responsible for the bombing.
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Dzhokhar drew pictures of himself and his brother having GAY SEX and posted it on his deviantart account!
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Dzhokhar gets interrogated
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Dzhokhar gets it in the ass
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See Also
- Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre
- Aurora Theatre Shooting
- 9/11
- ATHF Terrorist Attack
- Islam
- Terrorism
- Best Korea
- Osama bin Laden
- Boston
External Links
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