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[[File:Mundanematt in toy story 2.png|thumb|[[Pixar]] perfectly replicating Matt irl when he's not making clickbait videos.]] | [[File:Mundanematt in toy story 2.png|thumb|[[Pixar]] perfectly replicating Matt irl when he's not making clickbait videos.]] | ||
'''[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcuyg6_matt-jarbo-at-san-diego-indie-fest_shortfilms Matt Jarbo]'''{{atheist}} - avid rock collector by day, hyperactive false flagger by night. Matt has tried every shtick on the internet for some e-fame until he finally hit it big when whore slut [[Zoe Quinn]] DMCA'ed one of his videos, sparking off the autistic [[GamerGate]] movement, resulting in him receiving many new fans, that would watch a boring clown talking about shit, so like [[TheYoungTurks]] only without any of the [[Ana Kasparian|eye candy]]. Matt is the evidence that you should not buy stones if you live in a glass house. | '''[http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xcuyg6_matt-jarbo-at-san-diego-indie-fest_shortfilms Matt Jarbo]'''{{atheist}} - avid rock collector by day, hyperactive [[Flaggot|false flagger]] by night. Matt has tried every shtick on the internet for some e-fame until he finally hit it big when whore slut [[Zoe Quinn]] DMCA'ed one of his videos, sparking off the autistic [[GamerGate]] movement, resulting in him receiving many new fans, that would watch a boring clown talking about shit, so like [[TheYoungTurks]] only without any of the [[Ana Kasparian|eye candy]]. Matt is the evidence that you should not buy stones if you live in a glass house. | ||
==Before Hitting It Big== | ==Before Hitting It Big== | ||
Revision as of 19:40, 5 October 2018
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Matt Jarbo
- avid rock collector by day, hyperactive false flagger by night. Matt has tried every shtick on the internet for some e-fame until he finally hit it big when whore slut Zoe Quim DMCA'ed one of his videos, sparking off the autistic GamerGate movement, resulting in him receiving many new fans, that would watch a boring clown talking about shit, so like TheYoungTurks only without any of the eye candy. Matt is the evidence that you should not buy stones if you live in a glass house.
Before Hitting It Big
Matty used to think he would be big in the movies business after he graduated Media Arts, Film and Video at Grossmont College and working as a Project Coordinator runner for a shitty rental studio.
So poor he records the audio for his shows on a cellphone in his car. Once tried to start a Let's Play channel, but since he is the most boring person ever, it did poorly and most videos only have views in the double digits.
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Irrational Hatred
Irrational Hatred was Matt's attempt to make an edgy account. At this time, Matt also went under the name Odin. Combined with his shitty YouTube channel was a website and a twitter.
—MundaneMatt as Odin | ||
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Stop being so edgy, you're scaring the children
Hitting it big
Covering everything under the fucking sun, it was only inevitable that Jarbo would hit on something, so covering everyone's favourite games journalist cumdumpster, she decided to DMCA Matt over him using a single image of Depression Quest. Of course this enforced the Streissand Effect, and Matt got his much wanted attention.
Soon, MundaneMatt joined the moneywhore bandwagon and got his own Patreon account for his "content". Self-described as "one of the most redpilled motherfuckers around". after he released several monetized videos of E3 2015. He took those videos down, but the mocking will never end. He even tried to make videos EXACTLY like the ones for ReviewTechUSA because he's so goddamn unoriginal.
Turn Off That Pesky Adblock
Because Matt is a money hungry Jew with no talent and weak-ass noodle arms he can't make money any other way than e-begging his subscribers for money. Of those few who actually stuck around to watch him comment the news, none of them wanted to bombarded with shitty ads. So Mattie made a weak video literally begging his pathetic audience to turn off their adblock, so he could stay at home and not do any actual work. This of course was mocked endlessly because it really exposed Matt as the weak-ass money-grubbing jew he was.
Candid Shill
Matt also endorsed Candid, an app made to silence people like him in the future, but as he was getting paid, he didn't give a shit.
long ass video by Mister Metokur also containing Matt's sketchy past
Exposing Matt - The Flagger
A few years went by after GamerGate and various channels popped up to take the piss out of Matt, most notably DamePesos, a Spic with the voice of a chipmunk getting spitroasted by two dobermans. In August 2018, an old video of Matt's was found, were he had a racist polar bear saying nigger, a word he has avoided like paying his taxes.
And this is where everything went to shit, because somehow everyone who mirrored that video were flagged. Quite strange, that.
A real Scooby-Doo mystery, that could only be solved by a live-stream, where one knew the URL to see what videos you have flagged. After just 20 minutes, Matt managed to actually click the link, whereas most suspect he spend that time trying to hide elements in Google Chrome.
—Ethan Ralph, After seeing Matt's flagging history | ||
—Matt's utterly pathetic excuse for being a soy cucked diaper-filled flagging bitch | ||
Single Video in support:
ROCKMAN
Matt's excuse for not flagging is that he was too busy collecting boulders in the desert, because he's too much of a lying Jew to pony up to 50 bucks.
Matt Exposed As He Was Buying Subs
Subscribers Falling
Examples of the real news
So one of the main channels his soy news on JewTube where he mumbles about a pesky thing called adblock, how he keeps sucking Disney's cuckold boner by defending both Soy Wars's The Last Jedi and Solo and claiming that they are not failures--which yes, they exactly are, and SJW's and beta-males can't accept the sad, factual reality one way or another--rambles how Dashcon was a success without showing evidence, using clickbait thumbnails (along with other YouTubers), et al.
Gallery
See also
- And nothing of value was lost
- DarksydePhil -- Could Matt be his long lost brother?
- Keemstar and MisterMetokur -- two of the many guys that exposed Matt.
- Kurt Eichenbald -- pretty much exactly the same.
- Brett Keane -- MundaneMatt's predecessor and spitting image.
- Jenny McDermott -- Horse-faced cunt.
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