Leave me alone

The cry of a new soul that has discovered that the internet is not all fun and games, leave me alone has existed throughout the ages as the death knell to any dignity the person had remaining.

Usage

Prima: "You're a fucking fat ass douche. Get out of the basement, stop jacking off to hentai, and give up on any hope of getting a girlfriend with that needle dick of yours."

Secunda: "Why are you so mean ;___;. Just leave me alone."

Examples

Britney Spears via her out-of-drag persona Chris Crocker
Any emo kid, even though they're clearly asking for it.
Maneaeve
Tori Sue Heck, another example of a whiny emo furry bitch who's just ASKING FOR IT
Girltalk
Wacko Jacko made a music video because tabloids wouldn't leave him alone ;_;
Crap

See it in action!

	Mental illness & Disorders	Acrotomophilia • Addict • Agoraphobia • Alcoholic • Alexis Pilkington Syndrome • Alzheimer's • Anorexia • Antisocial personality disorder • Anthropophobia • Angst • Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder • Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder • Asperger's Syndrome • Asperger's Syndrome • Bimbofication • Bipolar • Borderline personality disorder • Bug Chasing • Eating disorder • Cognitive dissonance • Deep thinker • Depression • Dick Impalement • Retard • Dyslexia • Eating disorder • Factitious disorder • Fake Schizophrenia • Fauxlimia • Feminism • Gender dysphoria • Girl on the Internet Syndrome • Heterophobia • Hero Complex • HFA • Histrionic Personality Disorder • Hutchence's Syndrome • Hyperbolimia • Inadequacy • Inconsistent personality disorder • Insanity • Liberal Butthurt Syndrome • Liberalism • Low Self-esteem • "Missing White Woman Syndrome" • Multiple personality disorder • Napoleon Complex • Narcissistic personality disorder • Neurotypical • Obsessive Compulsive Disorder • Paranoia • Paranoid personality disorder • Peter Pan Syndrome • Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder • Psychopathy • Pyromania • Retard • Schizophrenia • Seasonal Affective Disorder • Self-diagnosis • Self Injury • Sexsomnia • Sickfuckery • Sociopathy • Social anxiety disorder • Special Snowflake Syndrome • Terminological percipience disorder • Trolling Induced Transsexuality Syndrome • Tulpa • Unrealistic expectations • Victim complex
	Fetishes:	Acrotomophilia • Aquaphilia • Arborphilia • Audiophilia • Transgender • Balloon Fetish • Bestiality • Carmen Electra complex • Cross Dressing • Dollfilia • Roman Shower • Emosexuality • Eproctophilia • Fatty Fetish (Female Fat Admirer) • Fetishism • Foot Fetish • Furniture Porn • Furrism • Goo girl • Guro • Heterosexual • Homophilia • Inflation Fetish • Japanophilia • Jungle Fever • Lesbian pedophilia • Lotion Play • Macrophile • Pregnophile • Mechanophilia • Mpreg • Necrophilia • Objectophilia • Oedipial Complex • Paraphilia • Pedophilia • Plushie • Pregnant Loli • Pregnophilia • Quicksand Fetish • Rangerphile • Spectrophilia • Statuephilia • Trichophilia • Vorarephilia • Wet and Messy Fetishism • Wetlook • Xenophilia • Yellow fever • Bestiality
	E-Psychosis:	Chronic Troll Syndrome • Deletionism • E-go • E-Psychiatrist • E-Psychiatry • eTD • Hivemind • I-Dosing • I have a 140 IQ • IRC Disease • Imaginary girlfriend • Internet Disease & Internet Disease Chart • Internet poverty delusions • Internet Rehab • Internet troll personality disorder • Mega ultra super genius • Nerdy Fandom Gateway Theory • Sex by association • Lulz-Blindness • Wikipedia's Greatest Hits Diseases
	Experiments:	ask.fm • Brainwashing • Hypnosis • Milgram Experiment • $cientology • The Stanford Prison Experiment • The Hivemind Corollary
	Sites:	Above Top Secret • /b/ • Bodies Under Siege • CYOC • Chatroulette • Defense Industries Organization • Deeker • FoolQuest.com • InkBunny • Neuticles.com • Psyke.org • WarpMyMind.com
	See also:	American Psychiatric Association • Anger • ASMR • Child abuse • Conscience • Dreams • DSM • Elan School • Enlightenment • Intelligence • Lobotomy • Mary Bell • Psychiatristy • Serial Killers • Take the meat bridge • The Law of Conformity • Trigger Warning

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