Richard Speck

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Richard Speck
Born December 6, 1941
Died December 5, 1991 (aged 49)
Nationality: Americunt  
Occupation Conman
Highscore Killed 8
Top 50? 39th (USA: 2nd!!)
Style Hack'N'Slash
An hero? No, V& for 300 years

Richard Danger Speck was a certified American street nigga who knew damn well he was sent to Earth to do one thing: TO RAISE HELL.

Backstory

Being a fatherless loser, Dick von Speck figured out that psychopathic crime would be the only way to make something of himself, so he decided to become a regular old serial robber and rapist, being jailed multiple times for his IRL trolls. Speck even got a "BORN TO RAISE HELL" tattoo just for edge's sake, which would sadly be used to identify him later on.

He eventually settled in the hellish nightmare known as "Chicago", where he broke into a student nurses' home on 13 July 1966. After sneaking around a while and accidentally waking one of the local sluts up, he decided to just scrap the robbery and get his rocks off by slashing and strangling the dumb broads to death, raping one of them as well. After fleeing the crime scene, he managed to spend an incredible 3 days at large before the pigs managed to track him down. Still mogged Nik Cruz's run, though.

Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 8/20 Impressive for a Hacker'N'Slasher
Accuracy: 17/20 One of them escaped
Style: 10/20 Twisted fucking cycle path.
Butthurt: 10/20 Caused massive butthurt in Chicago, one of the deadliest mass murderers in the pre-shooters era
Bonus: 15/20 Raepd bitches and trooned out in prison
Total Score: 60/100 (C)
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Wanted Level:

Police Force


Prison life

At trial, multiple quack doctors tried pleading insanity via making up some dumb bullshit about Speckman being a hermaphrodite, and as such being prone to animalistic, violent, and rapey behavior. Obviously, no sane judge on the planet would believe such bullshit, so Speck was punished for his heoric actions by perpetual imprisonment, complete with parole hearings every decade or so, thus forcing the victims' families to come into court and relive the trauma of having their beloved barmaids get pwned like the n00bs they were by our boy Speck. CUCKS.

Meanwhile, in prison, Richie was able to pay off the guards into letting him have daily coke-infused prisoner orgies and even got smuggled HRT, managing to grow a nice fuckable pair of fuckable boobies, which he commonly used to get prison favors from his nigro cellmates.

He died in 1991, only serving 25 out of the 300 years he was sentenced to.


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