Jakrapanth Thomma

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Sigh… I’m tired, I can’t pull my finger back anymore.
 

 
 

—Jakrapanth speaking to his Facebook audience during the let’s play

Jakrapanth Thomma
Born April 4, 1988
Died February 9, 2020 (aged 31)
Nationality: Thai  
Highscore 30 killed, 57 injured
Top 50? 15th
Style FPS, Single player
An hero? No (Pwned by cops)
Occupation Soldier

On February 8, 2020, a soldier and a drill sergeant were arguing over the dickgirl prostitute fund. Instead of doing the boring thing and coming to an agreement, our 31-year-old hero Jakrapanth Thomma decided to just kill randos at a mall after raiding the armory. Many lulz were had that day, but that was quickly cut short when the old media realized he was a blazn Azn rather than a white man. Since he was a soldier, he managed to easily acquire guns in a country with tight gun laws.

The Shooting

Artists depiction of events

After he decided "fuck it, lol", he stole 2 Type 11s, an M60, and a Humvee and headed to a big-ass shopping mall to play GTA6 early. Lots of fun was had, as this went on for 17 hours. He also streamed some of it. He shot some fuckers topside before holding hostages below. However, his fun was cut short when higher-ups were called in to pwn his ass at around 9 AM.

Loadout

Class Setup
Item Accessories/Bonus
  • Standard issue rifles for the shemale army. 2 of them, just in case.
  • Secondary: M60
  • Big-ass gun. Too big to use well, but Jakkyboy knew what he was doing.
  • Perk 1: Ghost Pro
  • Authentic uniform makes you blend in with the first responders.
  • Perk 2: Slight Hand Tremor Pro
  • Jerking women off makes you godly fast with other types of guns.
  • Increased response times due to amazing math skillz.

Gallery

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Vidya

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Graded Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 30/20 10 extra points!
Accuracy: 10/20 Using oversized guns isn't a good idea
Style: 15/20 Blazn Azn 2.0
Butthurt: 15/20 Mass destruction in a gun control-dominated country
Bonus: 10/20 Posting on Facebook like it's nothing
Total Score: 80/100 (B-)
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