Ilnaz Galyaviev
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| Ilnaz Galyaviev | |
| Born: | September 11th, 2001 |
| Nationality | Russia 
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| High Score | 9 killed, 23 injured |
| Top 50? | Nah |
| Style | FPS, Single player |
| An hero? | No |
In the months following Robert Aaron Long's shooting spree, it seems that High Scores have finally returned to the Americunts landscape. But what about other countries? Enter Ilnaz Galyaviev, a schizophrenic 22-year old russkie who decided to culturally appropriate a notorious American tradition.
Motive
Not much is known about Ilnaz's early life, if he even had one, but one thing is for certain: he had a serious case of misanthropy and a crippling case of Unwarranted Self-Importance (with a bit of Narcissistic personality disorder thrown in there for good measure).
Mr. Galyaviev believed that he was God, specifically sent down to kill all human life, so much so that he declared on Telegram that he intended to kill at least 10 people, then commit suicide afterwards (Spoiler alert: neither of those things happened).
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The Shooting
Much like Vladislav Roslyakov, Ilnaz has planned to detonate a bomb in a common area, then begin shooting with a shotgun before committing suicide; he even had the same model gun (Hatsan Escort 12 gauge) and everything. However, unlike Vlad's killing spree 3 years prior, there were several failures in his plan that caused him to be largely regarded as an edgy loser.
First off, Ilnaz started his spree by shooting a security guard at the entrance of the school. However, he only wounded the guard, as opposed to killing him. As a result, the security guard was able to press a panic button that put the school into lockdown, seemingly putting an end to the High Score attempt before it even began.
Since the school was locked down, Ilnaz was roaming the halls looking for people to kill, with little success. So, he put an IED outside of a classroom, which did absolutely fuck-all as one would expect. Pro-tip: trying to blow up an already locked down target will just make you look like a dumbass.
At some point, Ilnaz finally found an unlocked classroom (which was most likely not secured properly), in which he promptly killed seven of the eight people that were found inside. But at this point, the KGB was already storming the building. So, he did what any other suicidal school shooter would do: he surrendered. A pathetic ending for a pathetic person, how fitting.
And the Verdict is...
Ilnaz plead guilty the day after the shooting (after attempting to commit suicide in jail that is), presumably to escape the possibility of going to a Siberian gulag as punishment.
However, shortly after his guilty plea, Ilnaz was found to be legally insane by several psychiatrists. However, the Russkies, who have a reputation of being transparent and truthful, have said that he hasn't been formally declared insane yet, and that his evaluation has been delayed until October 11, five months to the day after the shooting. Should he be found insane, he would be sentenced to an indefinite stay at a psychiatric facility with the potential to be released should he complete treatment.
The Ilnaz Galyaviev Fan Club
Despite already pleading guilty to the shooting, that didn't stop a bunch of 16-year old girls from raising the US equivalent of $4,000 for Ilnaz to hire a lawyer. The girls claimed that it was only to "help Ilnaz get proper justice" this was mostly likely only said for legal reasons so they don't get in trouble with the Russian government. In reality, the fundraiser was organized by Columbiners, who post fanart and fanfics of the shooter in various Telegram channels.
Gallery
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The immediate aftermath of the shooting.
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Where the bomb went off.
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The mask says "God"
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Graded Score
| Kill count: | 9/20 9 dead, 23 injured |
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| Accuracy: | 6/20 Shitty accuracy due to shoddy explosives |
| Style: | 5/20 Unoriginal plan that has been done better before, with a shitty execution to boot |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 International coverage, moderate amount of butthurt in Russia |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Putin will most likely tighten gun control laws, in a country with a ton of gun control already |
Wanted Level:
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See Also
- Vladislav Roslyakov - Who he copied
- Timur Bekmansurov - A copycat of Ilnaz
- Dmitry Vinogradov
- Artyom Kazantsev
Ilnaz Galyaviev is part of a series on College [Go To School]
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