Santa Fe High School Shooting
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Dimitrios Pagourtzis | |
Born | October 12, 2000 (23 years old) |
Nationality: | Greek ![]() |
Highscore | 10 killed, 13 injured |
Top 50? | No |
Style | FPS, Single Player |
An hero? | No |
Motive | Bullying, romantically rejected, Edgelord Columbiner, Nobody caring about his shitty rap music, Assburgers |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
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The FBI has offices around the world and can be contacted around the clock, every day of the year. |
As Leftard and other dumbfuck children are calling for gun control in the aftermath of the Parkland School shooting, 3 months later, another mass school shooting occurs in Texas around half the magnitude of LOLumbine. On the morning of May 18, 2018, just when school is about to start, A gunman kicked off the school day with a fairly decent sized massacre significant enough to be known all across America for a couple hours until it was promptly forgotten. Dimitrios Pagourtzis was your average school shooter Greek emo kid. Antisocial and a target of bullying, Dimi spent his friendless weekends playing vidya and shooting dad's guns. He was rejected several times by a thot named Shana Fisher so Dimi decided to go on his very own day of retribution.
Dispatch & 911 call
Media response
Old media predictably falling over themselves to blame the shooting on their pet issues, with sites like CNN trying to pin the shooting on the Alt-right, while conservatard media blamed video games again. David Hogg and Parkland 'Survivors' tried to hijack the event for gun control propaganda as well. Everyone anticipated these crisis actors reaction towards such a normal good old good American drama. We still find it ironic that many of them managed to get over 1 million followers on twitter yet, they still had average audience engagement (it's very easy & cheap to buy followers these days, spend more for likes and retweets too!). Kudos to everyone who ignored these idiots since their existence was forgotten quickly.
Score
Kill count: | 10/20 12 others injured |
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Accuracy: | 15/20 Not bad for a Shotgun user |
Style: | 5/20 A surprising start to the day but failed to do anything that hasn't been done before. |
Butthurt: | 1/20 Almost completely overshadowed by Parkland and has since been forgotten. |
Bonus: | 4/20 IEDs failed to detonate but points for effort. |
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Gallery
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Something he posted on Instagram.
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shot this hoe because she rejected him lol
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Shirt he wore during the shooting. Seem familiar?
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SIEG HEIL NIGGER
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Pagourtzis' anus in the future
See Also
- 2018
- LOLumbine
- Columbine Copycats
- Adam Lanza
- Sam Hyde
- Elliot Rodger
- Virgin
- Bullying
- Texas
- Gun control
- School shooting
- Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting
- Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists
- William Atchison - Who failed to do it - correctly.
External Links
KiwiFarms thread
- Some rapper that people thought was him
- Teen with shotgun, pistol kills 10 in at Texas high school, police say
- 'Loner' student shoots and kills 10 at Texas school
- Santa Fe school shooting: 10 dead and 10 wounded in Texas
- Texas School Shooting: 10 Dead, 10 Hurt, and Many Not Surprised It Happened
Locus in quo: |
Aaron Howard 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Aurora Theatre Shooting 🔫 Ian David Long 🔫 Connor Betts 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Kyle Rittenhouse 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Robert Stair 🔫 San Bernardino Shooting 🔫 ISIS Paris Attack 13-11 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Devin Patrick Kelley 🔫 Chris Harper-Mercer 🔫 DeWayne Craddock 🔫 Nasim Aghdam 🔫 |
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Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christian 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Liberalism 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenbald 🔫 Faggot 🔫 Liberalism 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
Main ideas: |
Assault rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Rachelle Waterman 🔫 Bomb 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
Haters gonna hate: | |
Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 ISIS Paris Attack 13-11 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 Aurora Theatre Shooting 🔫 Bullet to the Head of the NRA 🔫 Osama bin Laden 🔫 Republican 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
LOLumbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Behring Breivik |
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Columbine: |
LOLumbine • LOLumbine • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners |
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